I WANT THE NOKIA 5800!!

band today.
lol i'm so sorry edlind. i wanted to reach sch before u but i ended up waking up like... 1 hour after my alarm rang.

prac from 7.30-11 today.
practised overture and longford as always.
i think we sounded surprisingly okay for overture and longford (movements 2&3)

movement 1? it was fine, but i didnt like it cus meee and zoelyn screwed up the part =]
ok lah. i shan't drag her down with me. i think i screwed up lah.
the front part (the very nice part by saxo and clarinets) was freaky.
i keep missing notes.

AND YAYE.
FINALLY MY AIR IS COMING BACK TO ME.
after struggling for like.. 3 days cus i seemed to be out of breath when playing, it's back today?
lols. it keeps happening to me.
sometimes for some reason i can hold a note for dang long.
then after a few days it goes away. and after a few more days, it comes back!
hahaha!

woohoo. i think my tone was better than yesterday.
hehs. sheesh. i've been having band prac for 6 days consecutively already...
and well, my lips don't hurt anymore. cus they're numb.

zhen me ban? syf yao dao le.
stayed back after band for self practise again.
hahahaha. donna, zoelyn and meee were digging up old scores to play.
lols xP

i'm listening to persis overture by JL Hosay. nice piece ;)

lol random.

went for lunch with donna at subway.
sorrry, aloy. i've solved my subway craving. muahaha.
nvm can eat something else.
hahaha. actually is she treat me one.
but she only left 4 bucks.. so i paid another 4 bucks myself.
hahaha. better than nothing.
we talk and chat and talk and chat lorh.
camp for like 1 hr plus.
muahahahaha. so evil. ppl cannot sit our seat.
lol. she's nice to talk to =)

ANYWAY,
didn't screw up my solo that badly today i think.
heh heh. i managed to play at least 66.6666666% of the times we had to play.
urrggg. musst beeee louuuud. i wonder what's fff.
f=forte
ff=fortissimo
fff=?

hmm.
fff=fortissimomo.

lols;

i'm in a good mood today.
hehs.

buttttt.
aiya.
next friday my mum's going for a holiday.
SAD.
u know it's my first time in 14++ years i'm not with her lehhh.
other than school camping trips,
i've never been off without my motherrr...
zhen me ban?
later i late for school everyday how?
cus i have this bad habit of waking up, offing the alarm clock and going to sleep.
not snooze okay? is 'stop'.

hahaha. and i oso have to clean up my doggie's shit myself cus she's not around.
but nvm lah. she deserves a break lah. everyday work so hard for us =]

ok. now going to the doctor's...
mum scared i will fall sick during syf...
so go the traditional chinese medicine there.
in case. -.-

haha. ciao.

selmer series III model 62 alto saxophone.
so exquisite.

shiok. another start of a brand new weekend =]
today was another fun friday.

esp when mdm yong's lesson's the last period.
god, i'm starting to love her lessons the most.

cus obviously sick things is a major topic of discussion.
and bio deals with the sick things. furthermore mdm yong aint afraid to mention those stuff.

a few jokes.

*our class was doing the topic on nutrition in humans..*

Mdm yong: ok, there was this old man who choked on a fishball. the daughter and family couldnt get it out no matter how hard they tried. u know what the daughter do?
Jing En: squeeze the chest.
Mdm yong: still cannot. i tell u guys ah, the daughter go take vacuum machine and suck the fishball out. it worked, u know.

so we laughed like madd..

today,
Mdm yong: does the liver secrete bile?
Class: no. gall bladder...
(i dunno, but tb say liver cells secrete bile =.=)
Mdm yong: smart. then where is the bile stored?

I DONT KNOW WHY, BUT SOMEHOW NO ONE SEEMED TO RECALL IT'S GALL BLADDER.

so we were making random guesses, kidney, small intestine, liver.

FINALLY, yong tao said, "testes"
Mdm yong: testes? then how come your testes not green one har?
=.= HAHAHAHAHA. =.=
Mdm yong: u people ah. 2.30 cannot learn anything one. because all the bile inside your brain.

hahs.
and today there was an issue about yong tao and his self-acclaimed humongous dragon. -.-
during lunch he unzippped, according to pearlie.
BUT, much to the class' dismay, he was wearing shorts inside..

had lunch with xing hui and gang today.
my, i didnt know lunch could be so interesting with chun mei, xing hui and eurona!
urg. xing hui... is so funny. i totally admire her.
she doesnt seem to be bothered by what ppl say about her. it's just, so... good.

today, she was using her hankerchief to wipe her mouth.
then i happened to land my hand on some soy sauce.
i was like, xinghui! handkerchief!!
then she took out her hankie and helped me wipe the 'water' off.
after eating, she took it out and wipe her mouth again.

ME: wth. just now u clean my hand then u wipe?
Xing hui: NO LAH! i use the other side.
Me: orhh.
*pause*
Me: kao. my hand still smells of soy sauce.
Xinghui: HUH? How come u got soy sauce on your hand?
Me: WHAT? i thought u just wiped the sauce off?
XINGHUI: *gives horrified look* HARR???!!

and she told me about a childhood story.
she was having PE in primary sch.
then the field was a bit slippery. so she just fell backwards.
instinctively, she grabbed hold of the first thing she could grab and well,
UNFORTUNATELY, it turned out to be her friend's buttocks.
ok. i'm still laughing as i'm typing now.

sheesh. i'm so gonna get bronze for napfa.
faggard lah. i last year shuttle run miss by 0.1s then can get gold
the other items all got at least C can?
DAMNIT!!!!
this year.. no hope.


BAND!
went to polish instru.
was not fun at all.
considering the fact that it's impossible to reach the small areas around the keypads
plus the spots couldnt be polished off.
chongee was dang funny.
he didnt even bother to polish.
cus for his tuba, most of the coating was off....
but surprisingly the 'rusty' areas were smooth, instead of rough.
combined with other instrus.
damn guailan.

is like.. a row of closely arranged chairs.
then got one trumpet, one tuba, one sax.
=.= weird combination.

BADD TONEE!!!!SCREW MY SAXOPHONE.
I PLAY VIC'S ONE OSO SOUND SO MUCH BETTER.
SCREWED UP LAH.
I WAS A SELMER SAXOPHONE.
I DUN CARE!!!!

yea, i know is the playing problem.
but it's partly cus of the sax lah.
i've got the most screwed up sax in my section (maybe except for felix)
there's a good chance my sax is older than me.
can u believe it???
i'm playing an antique!

urggg.

EDLIND.
LOLS. i just found out it's MRSA not MRSI.
how screwed am i.

Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus

WOOHOO. I
BAND ROCKS!! H
A
back from band.V
yaye; sectionals the whole day was fun. A
DAMNIT!!! C
DONNA'S SELMER SAX IS FRIGGGGINNNNGGGG NICE TO PLAY!!!!!!!R
T.T U
T.T S
T.T H
i played her sax even though she keep telling me she's sick can? O
now i'm waiting for the floooo symptoms to appear ;P N
LOL JK. donna's gonna kill me if she sees this.S
but anyway, i'm willing to risk anything to get my hands on a selmer saxophone! O
OK, KIDDING. M
I'm willing to risk anything to get my mouth on a mouthpiece on a selmer saxophone. E
ahhh. that's the way to put it. O
N
band was so shiok! E.
we had sectionals. H
and today, it was rather fun. E'
even though there was bad sounds everywhere. S
mostly from meeee T.T N
O
well, towards the end.. there was a major section combination across the school. T
A
*trumpet section blasts. super loud.* L
Zoelyn: WAHLAU. bu shuang ah. saxophone section show them our power!! O
*our section lines up against the railing" Y
Joy: ehh. if not we play with them lah. B
Saxophones shout: PLAYYY EEEEEEE!!! u
T
everyone starts playing, I
then later, french horn joins, then eupho, then trombone, perc. S
and somehow i heard the piccolo! HAHA. U
R
PHYSICS PROVED.E
LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUNDDD. K
cus clarkson was clapping. then u can clearly see him go *clap* then 1/2 second later, *piak* N
so it's like,O
*eyes register clap*W
*ears hear piak* I'
*eyes register clap* M
*ears hear piak* N
LOL. O
T
lessons were fun too. H
CME. mr peh was like...I
Mr Peh: nowadays, sale promoters use image and promotions to sell goods, not the uses of the goodsS
Mr Peh: for example, look at this water bottle. if they want to target youths, the promoter will say things like, 'this bottle looks good on you! you look very *pauses*T
*opens up his hands, in a very.. errhmmm. cool way and says,*Y
Mr Peh: COOOOL.P
E.
so our class laughs like crazy!! T
.
and during CME, maria ordered siti to on the air-con.T
then siti took very long.
so maria and kaninabeh complained to me, ask me to dock her.. erhm. his pay.
LOL.

i hate my fringe.
i hate my fringe.
i hate my fringe.

well, according to say hua
her councillor friend said that the centre parting thing's abolished
but the discipline committee's getting all girls with fringes to pin up their fringe.
or something like that.
haish. i may not look good in centre parting, but i hate it when my fringe's up too.
look retarded.

I WANT A SELMER SAXOPHONE.
SAD.
somehow i don't remember anything about classes.
what's on my mind? band band band band.
maybe cus i just came back from band.
hehs.
syf. syf. syf. syf. syf.
i want gold.
i don't want mr tan to leave.
sob.

lol. zoelyn keep saying wad she's the most mature one when we were all complaining that she's old.
(she's the only 16 year old, supposedly)
then we asked, siyang, how old are you?
"17"
HAHAHAHAHAHA. TOO BAD!!!
you're not the most mature person in the section.
hehs.
i lurve the saxophone section!!!
hehs!

SYF
MID YEAR
HOMEWORK

which one comes first?

busy busy. i know i have lots of hw but i cant be bothered now.
and i guess i really really hate the farked up old lady who works as the admin in our General office.
ya know, the short, plump lady who cant speak properly and has a cleft that's not mended nicely.
no, i'm not being mean. but yea. i'm just refering to her.
ok, for proof, let me give u an example.
over my 14 years, i've got quite a few aquaintances with ppl with a cleft.
eg, mr liu gong kai and a few other friends. i RESPECT and ADMIRE them, dude.

for that lady, i just don't see why she enjoys making life so tough for poor neglected (ha. i'm being sarcastic.) 21st century kids like us.
sheesh. fine. maybe she just takes her work too seriously in times of a recession.

went to SCH today. hmmm. dunno why for some ocassion all four band teachers went to the SCH with us. and yea. it's frigggging ex!! $700 just to book an hour!!
now i know how the building management earns $$ in case no one is buying tickets to concerts or wad.
lols. reminds me when i was in sec 1. our band almost had the chance to go overseas. then well, perhaps it's just fate. like 3 out of 4 band teachers were having maternity leave. so we couldnt go.

syfff.
i think i'm gonna miss quite a few lessons.
i missed math, chinese, el and half the chem lesson.
so, i have no idea wad in the world is the graph ws about.
i still don't like the idea of an over-friendly and flirtatious guy.
-.-

went for band after ss.
rather enjoyable. considering the fact that we did practise.
hehs. went home with aloy and felix.
rather. erm. not very active conversation. but at least we did talk.
=.=

shall not go into the details. urggg. it's already 10.30. sheesh.

woahhh. tired.
syf syf syf syf.
it's stuck in my head.

bad tone.
pulse too slow.
all over the place.
mr tan fed up.
running notes buay pass.
haish.

siannn. holiday hw havent finish.
heck care lah.
heng tmr can miss hcl and math cus we're going to sch!!
NO. it's not sch. is SCH.
=] singapore conference hall. -.-

ARG. and we still have to study for chem n physics test.
dieeee. i dunno wad the hell qualitative analysis is abt.
yea lah. the cations still quite easy. just crammmmm everything in ur head can liao.
anions.. urg.

ss. mrs sabah was takling about healthcare.
SADD. TMR GOT FPSP!!!
SOB. my grp is with jingyi and haixin. which i'm not too looking forward to.
and then mrs sabah was talking about wards. A class, B class, C class.
wahh. A class so shiok.
one bigg room to urself. but i dont like. later very lonely.
but. if B class got like 4-5 ppl. which means a bit too crowded. C class. hahahaha. 12 ppl in one room.
lols. why am i talking about wards. not as if i'm going in or wad. choi. touch wood.
mrs sabah also discussed about the principles of governance used in the population policies.
then haixin said leadership is key. =.=
LOL!!!! LOL!!! WHY WOULD LEADERSHIP IS KEY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT?
ok lah, indirectly, yes. but... must go around a lot of rounds before rounding back to 'shoot' the question then can.
BUT ANYWAY!! it's so darn cute!!!
hahahahaha.

SPEAKING OF WHICH.
I FEEL OBLIDGED TO MENTION THIS STORY.

one fine day, the class of 302 went down for pe.
then we saw a very nice black underwear that was rather tiny.
and it happened to be in the captain's area tt day in the parade square.
(the girls were playing captain's ball)
and, well, fyi i was the captain tt day. =.=
i think i stepped on it at least 3 times.

so, yong tao and the others decided to prank haixin. so some brave soul brought the underwear up and threw it on haixin's table. -.-
and yea, given his nature he didnt get mad.
so he pinched the underwear to.. i dunno where it went.

then like during recess, we were having a nice discussion about underwears and boxers.
(yongtao, eurona, haixin and some other guys)
Eurona: eh haixin, the underwear yours ah?
Haixin: no... i cannot fit inside (LOL, so tan bai)
*laugh laugh laugh laugh*
Yongtao: haixin, u were boxer or wad?
Haixin: no lah. underwear. boxer don't have my size.
*laugh laugh laugh laugh*
Eurona: eh yongtao u guys got spongebob squarepants de boxer ah?

hahaha..... haixin is rather cute i think.
always blur blur one. and he's so frank lorh.
doesnt keep things to himself =]

jocelyn... how?
haish. i dun wanna go. but i dun wanna make u suffer.
later u cannot go overseas.
BUT IF WE GO WE'LL SUFFER WHEN WE COME BACK. T.T

bio was surprisingly pleasant today.
i mean.. yea. mdm yong actually can make things interesting by being mean.
today she kept telling us stories. dunno why.
but they're interesting lah.
and she told us if we have the time we can actually disect frogs!!!
WHICH I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
sadist.

sheesh. mr kennard seah go liao.
ok, all along i thought he's kenneth.
until i saw this handwritten farewell letter of his pasted on the notice board.
hahs... he's so sweet.
and to think i was dreading bio lessons.
i guess he's the one who made me look forward to bio lessons this year (until today, cus mdm yong suddenly so nice)

dang i got cut by paper.
urrgg. must be bio lessons.
cus we were tearing the OATAS. (LOL I WAS HAVING FUN TEARING JIACHEN'S)
i had a hard time showering today.
darn. it hurts so much when the water touches the cut.
and i just realise i got another paper cut. not so bad but it's still there on my other hand!!

ok. now for band.
yea. screwed up.
mr tan said our band was playing at silver standard.
and he kept saying we were slowing down.
butttt. it looked as if he was speeding up cus when he on the metronome it wasnt tt fast.
aiya dunno lah. he's the experienced guy.
something tells me we ain't even at silver standard. bronze, perhaps?
sheesh.

ADDICTED TO HARRY POTTER!!!
lols. eurona and i spent a super long time talking about harry potter.
hahahahs. it's brought back fond memories of the book!!
so i'm deciding to save up to buy the full set.
but not now lah.
i'm broke after straightening my hair.
sobb.

tmrrrr. need to report by 7am in the band room.
piang ehhh. so early.
sigh. cant wake up -.-

SCHEDULE:
5am; wake up.
5-5.05; brush up.
5.05-5.30; put in contact lens. (i think i too long never wear liao. today i wasted 1 contact cus it didnt like my left eye.)
5.30-5.45; tie hair.
5.45-5.50; play with furgie.
5.50-6; gel my hair.
6-6.15; eaaat.
6.20; leave house.

LOL. fancy posting this here.

SCREW THE DANG HOMEWORK.

ok i've given up on homework.
lols.
xinghui called me just now :)
(home number)
to ask me stuff on hw.
which i find funny.

XingHui: May I speak to joy please?
Me: Yea, speaking. *in a super duper formal tone*
Xinghui: eh u know hor.....
Me: yea? *casual tone*

o.0 nothing much but..
it reminds me of the childhood times when i had to call my friend's house number cus we all didnt have a handphone.
and i'll always speak in the best formal tone in case the person picking up was a parent...
and looks like i still haven't got rid of the habit!
i used to ask my mom how to ask ppl when they pick up the phone.
then how to respond to ppl when they call for ur name.
lols..memories....

now.. time for X-MEN!!

well.. i'm mad about x-men!!!
and i'm so frigging sad cus i got professor xavier (pronounced x-zavier)
when i took this which x-men character are u on facebook.
I WANT WOLVERINE!!!
or JEAN GREY WOULD BE NICE!!
actually i just wanted it to be more accurate lah..
cus when i saw the options given i knew which options would definitely give me wolvie.
hahahahaha.

urg. comics are so time consuming. i've been glued to the computer since morning
and the thing is i haven't been reading comics or what.
i'm been reading information about comics. -.-

i'm so gonna subscribe.. maybe if i can convince my parents..
but it's so dang unlikely.
i want a saxophone, flute, camera and now comic subscribtion that.. ok, i admit. costs a bomb.
but it's pretty good already. around 4 or 5 bucks per issue if u subscribe for a whole year or something.
if u buy it at kinokuniya or what it'll probably cost around 10-20 bucks per book.

sheesh. i feel like dropping the australia trip.. but i think i shouldn't.
if not i'll feel guilty, hor, jocelyn?
but i'm kinda fraid tt i'll be scolded by ms yeo that frigging stuck up b****.
oh whatever.

i just realise how irritating meddlesome, mindless, kaypo ppl are.
can't seem to keep their noses to themselves.
cus they keep poking their noses here and there lah.

get a hang of yourself dude.
thou shalt forgive and forget.

argg. facebook is so addictive but time-consuming!!
i can't seem to stop myself from pressing the refresh button on the live feed.

suddenly feel like watching dragonball evolution. o.0 hahahahahha.
after i watched the trailer on chnl 5.
oh yea!!! dang. it's harry potter now.
brb. o.0

LOL i realise tt all the jcs got either silver, gold, or gold with honours.
-.-

AND I WANNA GO TO ACJC IF I CANT MAKE IT TO NJC.
GODDANG STALKER.
s

i realise i shdnt be sleeping at 12 every night.
cus i end up sleep every afternoon.
haish. holidays ah, stress stress stress

and i still only completed a math.
angdi is qiang de.
she finished all the homework on sunday -.-
which is only 2 days into the holidays.

geog project how???
haish. die liao.

went for mac with say hua n huiqi after band just now.
gossiped a lot =]
ate a lot oso...
i cant believe i actually ate a whole meal and finished a hot fudge sundae!
ok. i need jian fei already.

band.. yea. we screwed up also.
mr tan was... angry, again.
well, yuying didnt get gwh. (silver)
but something tells me they'll get gold this year.

JUST FOR SOME MOTIVATION,

LIST OF GWH BANDS:
Ang Mo Kio Sec
Anglo-Chinese School (Independent)
St. Patrick's School
FULLSTOP.

erm. if your math is dang bad, u'll realise there are 4 bands.
zzz. NO. THERE ARE 3 FRIGGING SEC SCH BANDS IN THE WHOLE OF SINGAPORE TT GOT GWH!
ok. i'm at the verge of breaking down.
and there's a total of 16 bands with GOLD.
OUT OF THE 149 SEC SCHOOLS TT TOOK PART.

silver and bronze got A LOT.
and sadly, our nhsb 'rocks' falls under the A LOT. not the 16, not the 3.
LOL i realise all the bands tt went for the music exchange either got bronze or silver.

URRGGGGG.
U GET WHAT I MEAN???
GUYS!! WE'RE NOT IN GOLD!!!
so pick up the dang instrument, and start practising now!!!
sobbs.

and my tone is still horrible.
and i still screwed up my solo.
and i still can't get the fingerings correct!
and i still dunno wad shud be the dynamics for certain parts.
and i still don't like the idea of playing first.
and i still havent finish my hw!!!
1 week!!!
1 dang week!!!

ciao. hw time. then hopefully after completing hw.. n then sch reopen, then i'll chiong for band.

HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY ZOELYN!!

sheesh. back from music exchange.
i realise i damn no life can?

nvm.
music exchange today, went to henderson' s sec.
vic keep telling us the emcee, who is also a conductor is very pro.
but fierce -.-
he conducted yuying sec.
which was SCARIIEEEE.
their dynamics was good.
but kind of kua zhang?
can like sudden dang loud.
and is seriously VERY loud.
those type that can make ppl cover their ears.

all the other bands were okay okay i guess.
tanglin was quite nice too.
two bands played songs we already played before for their choice piece
anthems for winds and perc. and ghost fleet.
which was like super easy.. i suppose.
as compared to longford.

AND AS FOR LONGFORD,
woohoo. we screwed it up.
mr tan was.. angry.
esp after we finished overture no. 1
i guess being the first band to play has its cons too.
nervous or something.
for the front part of longford i could clearly hear alto 1 and alto 2
alllll over the place.
it's like.. 2 completely different melodies or wad. -.-
sheesh. zoelyn's solo was great =]
and well, i fumbled for mine.
i missed the first 3 notes of my solo.
screwed.
urrggg. no motivation!!!
dunno why this syf everyone's kind of sian.
it's like i keep telling myself to jiayou but when i open my file,
"sian."

band was sort of hilarious i suppose?
there was this sch called chakat changi/changkat changi.
which i kept hearing as chop up chongee.

well. i think my hearing sucks.
and when they were taking attendance,
Vera: Huiying.
Ashley: Outside.
Joy hears 'Lao sai'

and ewww. orange's the international lesbian colour.
Lols! i didnt know that. -.-
all i knew was the purple thing..

brace yourself, joy.
school reopening in 3 more days.
and the only homework i've done? a math.

The phenomenon.
Saturday, 14 march.
Joy: WA SHIOK MAN! I FINISHED A MATH! BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT!

Sunday, 15 March
Joy: WOOHOOO! Eh, xing hui! i finish a math lehh.

Monday, 16 March
Joy: hahas. issit? the only thing i've started on is a math.

Tuesday, 17 March
Joy: ehh. shit lah. i only finished a math leh.

Wednesday, 18 March
Joy: i think i'm in deep trouble. I only did a math so far!

Thursday, 19 March
Joy: URRGGG. SHIT I ONLY DID A MATH!!

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AHHHH
zomg i'm mad about x-men!!

sheesh. i love the library!!
someday i'll go kinokuniya and buy a few copies of my own x-men comics.
haish. i lurve wolverine and cyclops!!
T.T

lols. i realised how long and nauseating it takes to read comics
hehs. maybe it only applies to american comics.
but on the other hand, i'm sure my good and close friends all know i've never flipped open a manga book and actually start reading it.
amercian comics are different i think.
after the influence of superhero films, i think it's made me more interested in them.
especially since one story goes on practically forever,
unlike manga.

i spent ~2 hours finishing the book x-men: deadly genesis
but yea, i was just so engrossed. i didnt realise two hours passed.
then i borrowed three x-men comics (lol)
and much to my dismay, ALL the machines couldnt read my ezlink card
except for this one pathetic machine.
yes, i admire my patience... trying out every single machine. T.T
i just hope that one machine doesnt break down or what.

and it was LOL.
actually me n pearlie met at the library to find books for the geog project.
and guess wad, we couldnt find anything related in the soooooo small je library
ok, maybe our book-finding skills just suck.

oh yes, my mother. =.=
one of the books i borrowed was the dark phoenix saga.
then there was this picture of jean grey on the cover.

Mum: wa seh! 借漫画ah!
Joy: uh.
*Mum sees jean grey on cover*
Mum: 有没有搞错! 那两粒好像篮球那样大.
Joy: huh? 什么两粒?
*looks over and see jean grey's boobs*
Mum: heh heh....
hehs...

ok i'm updating again.



see? edlind i'm updating again.

STILL, JUST FARK OFF.
LOL.


chill i'm not refering to u, edlind -.-

band prac today.
quite accomplished
at least i think we didnt make mr tan blow up or wad.
but today's prac mroe like day camp.
9-5 -.-
working hours.

woohoo. i think. i think. i think i got my running notes
(one small part only)
but yea. u reap what u sow.
my third finger the first joint there blue black (SERIOUSLY)
kao.

i realise recently we keep doing chromatic scales non-stop.
thanks to this great composer robert sheldon (or somethign like that)
he qiang.
compose longford.
third n first movement the chromatic parts got at least 10 bars in total -.-
LOLS.

JUST FUCK OFF.
mou mou mou.

woohoo!
theory test over ler.
quite easy.
but i scared i will have careless mistakes.
urg...

i did hw today surprisingly.
muahaha.
finished my a math hw liaos.

went to library with donna as usual.
lols. manage to finish a math there!
then we did something.
shall not say.
muahahahhaa.
marvelous.

tired.

went for dinner with mom and dad.
finally, after a frigging long wait
dad's bringing me to cold storage!
(i just love the feeling of being able to take something off their shelves!
lols. makes me feel as though i'm filthy rich -.-)

ate zi cha
ZOMG.
(ok, i saw myself bloody hell type 'had' zi cha instead of 'ate' zi cha.
freaky.)

then we ate veggies and baby squids.
and the squids were nice.
but scary. cus.. yea. baby squids so u dont expect them to actually get rid of the eye and the insides.
and so...
yea, i actually ate a squid with black insides.
urgggg.
dad oso. hahas. we damn suay.
mom didnt really like the squids.

AND. dad said he has to shit while we were shopping halfway
cus he hasnt the time to shit the whole day.
but... sadly, THE EFFED UP SQUIDS.. THE EFFED UP SQUIDS
darn. ruined my long-awaited trip to cold storage.
damnit i think they're contaminated. urg.
now i'm home and i laosai-ed. -.-

but anyway, lols. i changed my band uni de white shirt to S.
WHICH WAS STILL FRIGGING BIG.
lols. it belonged to the alumni cus the rest of the shirts other ppl take liaos.
then i realised the shirt i took belonged to edward.
=.=
zzz. no wonder too big.

okay.. now i'm bored. -.-
looking at ppl's photos on facebook...

hmm.
yet another usual day at school.
except for a few ups and downs...

physics.
mr peh tries to write out the 'DOESN'T'
but fails to do so.
after pondering for around 10 secs,
saying out loud, "d-o-e-s... d-o-s-... d-o-e-s-n..."
he gave up
and said, "aiya."
*erases 'dosen't' and changes it to 'does not'*

LOLS.
then as usual, there would be chinese.
and well, xiao lao shi wanted to show us this vid from youtube,
which was 5 min long (he only had 5 min left)
in came mrs lim...
Mrs Lim to class: Class, you took my one hour away. So let me take your 5 minutes away *smiling hard*
Mrs Lim to Xiao Lao Shi: Can i have 5 min?
Xiao Lao Shi: *trying to be polite* err... but.. but.. i need the time lehh..
Mrs Lim: Oh, i was just kidding. I just need 1 min.
*whole class laughs... including xiao lao shi*

TODAY, THERE WAS A TERRIBLE PIECE OF NEWS.
Mr koh aint gonna teach us anymore...
cus he's got too many classes.
and this teachers called mrs serene low/liu/lim/lin is coming to take over after her maternirty leave..
i'm just so gonna miss mr koh.
serious, his teaching rocks.
my class's msg is 1.81 because of him.
but we still lost to 310 BECAUSE THEY HAVE ONLY 8 PPL TAKING ELECT GEOG AND ALL 8 GOT A1.

which reminds me,
BILL GATES IS THE WORLD'S RICHEST MAN AGAIN!
WOOHOOO!
ok, i'm not a big supporter of him or wad.
but i've been hearing his name since primary sch, so yea. naturally i'm more supportive of him than warren buffett.
sheesh. rich ppl arh....

geog proj. havent started any research yet. i didnt on my com yesterday can?
so good right? lols.
but well, zilin's sick today.
and he told me he cant make it nx tues.
oh well, get well soon!
i love my grp!!
pearlie, zilin n shuan hock =]
not that bad.
shuanhock's more studious and serious than i thought.
but he's a good entertainer too ;P

sigh. there's truck loads of hw for holidays!!! sobs.
and almost everyday of my hols are packed, sadly.
mon, thurs, fri - band.
tues - proj work.
wed's my only free day.
hope i can like... spend it with my frens or wad.. if not holidays are like no better.

Re: Not Scolding Anyone's Mothers or Fathers.

LOLS.
ok, kaninabu is not for my mother, literally!!
302 inside joke..
hor, pearlie?

and of course... yea. still got extended family.

ARHHHH
got ss test tmr!
and math hw. eek.
first question i dunno how to do liaos.

urg. i'm scared abt the ss test.
but i don wanna study for it.
hehs. that's me =.=

today...
geog. had some project thing going on.
and we're supposed to group ourselves.
but end up is mr koh scam us
then he randomly picked us.

so i ended up with pearlie, zilin and shuan hock!
not a bad group i guess.
considering the fact that they all dont look like very very slack slackers.
well, i guess it's just fact.
AND TO MY DADDY KANINABEH, (lol damn vulgar..)
AND MY SWEETHEART,
AND ONE AND ONLY,
JOCELYN!
who was grouped with jiachen, xuyue and liang choon i think.
lols. she was saying later jiachen keep singing in damn high pitch some weird song.
then she'll be very o.0. lols.

hehs. went down with jocelyn during recess.
ate 5 fishballs (urg.)
and jocelyn's remaining granola bar.
which she said tasted horrible.
which i thought was delicious.
LOL.

hahas. maybe strawberry was too sweet.

CME was damn o.0
lols. so funny...
with mr peh going on as usual..
bouncing around etc etc.
i like mr peh. lols.
he's so serious.
always looking for info and research
and ways to explain stuff clearly.

but seriously, sometimes i seriously feel that the serious mr peh is treating teaching too seriously.
i mean.. who cares about reading zao bao in class (wet weather)
when we have a test later on.
he'll say, dont waste money, must read.
then to set a good example, he really buries himself in the newspaper,
being on the lookout for ppl who are revising for their test.

hahas. but i still find him enjoyable =]
all that bouncing in class. ;P

chem spa was fun fun fun!
ok, i didnt spill anything at all!
but anyway even if i did u wont know cus hcl and naoh is colourless.
muahaha. ok, except maybe before adding methyl orange.

ok actually i did make a few drops of NaOH land on my arm i suppose.
that should be the reason for the itchy sensation on my arm.
as for my siap siap left hand and soapy soapy right hand,
i insist that i didnt spill anything.
just maybe cus the HCL bottle is stained with HCL.
and the NaOH bottle is stained with NaOH.
hahas.

then after tt, sec 1 band prac.
i had combined sectionals with aloy, ash, jiamin and say hua.
lol. i think we sounded like shit.
1. tempo all over the place.
2. nobody's counting properly.
3. jiamin not enuf air.
4. i was horribly out of tune.

but before that, mr tan coached me on the running notes for longford.
which was seriously lol.
i could do it like quite nicely (i suppose)
then when we combined it was bleahhh.
maybe cus mr tan slowed down the speed for me.
hmm.
better work on it tmr.

then later we had combined sectionals in the band room after mr tan left.
WHICH SERIOUSLY WASNT A GOOD IDEA.
i mean, yea~ damn shiok cus the sec 1s like damn xian mu us.
basking in our glory~
but, BUT. they weren't practising cus they were too busy admiring us.
i think the shiok part was when i was playing with say hua.
and naturally i was like... the only one heard cus the clarinets are soft.
then all the sec 1s are like staring at me even when i was horribly sharp sharp sharp for the high notes!!
but yea. LONGFORD ROCKS! (cus of the nice nice rhythm n solos!)
jiayous zoelyn!

after that, had piano.
when i reached my piano teacher's house, zoelyn was still there.
hahas.
and well,
ARGG!!! MY THEORY'S THIS SATURDAY!!! STRESS STRESS STRESS.
spent my lesson doing mostly theory.
and then had a nice nice conversation with miss foo as i did the theory.
she's the bestest teacher =)

ok, now the thing that has been bugging me for a few hours.
AUSTRALIA OR CHINA!?!?!?
sad. australia.. priority for environmentalists.
there's only 2 spaces left.
and if just so happened that 2 environmentalist signs up, i dunnid go liaos.
china, i've been nominated.
and we're supposed to give the consent form by tmr.
AND OBVIOUSLY THE PPL GOING TO AUST WONT BE ANNOUNCED TMR.
so. haish.










STRESS.

school wasnt as fun as yesterday.
obviously.

cus there wasnt group work.
and there's lots of hw.
which i dont bother doing as for now.

and i hate my hair!!!
urg. i wanna straighten it.
hate my effing fat arms.
and convince mum and dad to buy a treadmill, so... too bad.

i'm bored. i'm bored. i'm bored.
that's why i'm posting something again.

meaningless post.

WARNING: THIS IS A SUPER LONG POST!!!


today was a tiring day.
whole band prac of sectionals.
but quite accomplished though.

hmm speaking of which, quite a few things happened in class
firstly, during el lesson, we had this group work thingy
today, ms chng wasnt around, only mr lee and his supervisor, mdm siti.
then as usual, my group consists of tiefeng, sin nee n jing en.
and AS USUAL, we were talking about things completely irrelevant to the subject.
today just so happened that today, we were talking about sick things (again)

and jing en told us there was this sec 4 prc who was running during the road run
then she got menses and she continued running.
then the blood drip drip drip
until like ticker tape liddat.
then we were coming up with possible reasons as to why she didnt stop running.

Me: she didn't feel it?
(OKAY I SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW WTF'S WRONG WITH ME
I MEAN, BEING A WOMAN, OF COURSE FOR GOD'S SAKE I KNOW IT CAN BE. ERM. FELT.)
SinNee: no lah. where got possible?
Me: yahor.
Tiefeng: ...
SinNee: eh, tiefeng, u pee u can feel anot?
Tiefeng: can lah, duh.
Me: =.=
*Mr Linus Lee walks past*
*the 4 of us frantically start drawing lines and arrows and NPs, VPs, PPs all over tiefeng's paper*

JingEn: eh, then can track down her route and how fast she running leh!
Me: wad? u mean like, constant velocity, increasing acceleration, decreasing deceleration ah?
*Tiefeng, Sinnee laughing like mad...*

all of a sudden i think we heard yong tao or something talk about pads.
and somehow we started relating it to tampons.

Me: lols. pads? how about tampons.
SinNee: my friend uses it leh. it's so...
Me: no lah, it's just uncommon in asian countries i guess. girls use it quite a lot in USA.
Tiefeng: o.0?
JingEn: *as usual,* hehe~
SinNee: u dunno what's that ah?
Me: it's the thing girls stuff inside their vaginas during menses...
Tiefeng: huh? really ah?
JingEn: yea
Tiefeng: oh... how to spell?
JingEn: I write for u. *spells out T-A-M-P-O-N on the back of the worksheet*
Tiefeng: wait ah...
*takes out electronic dictionary and starts typing it T-A-M-P-O-N*
SinNee: walao eh, must u check dictionary not?
*roar of laughter...*
Mr Linus Lee: the group at the back, can u guys hear me?
4 of us: *nods head innocently* yes.. yes..

Tiefeng: huh? 什么来的?
Me: i draw for you. u want?
*me and sinnee starts grabbing a pencil and drawing a tampon on the paper...*

ended up our tampons looked quite different.

SinNee: u dont think mr lee is like mr arthur kok 年轻的时候 ah?
Me: no way dude! he's straight. and quite hot. and he's got muscles okay? i saw them (muscles) during the road run. came in second after mr cheng.
SinNee: urg. 你不觉得他很像 mr arthur kok in the making meh?
Me: walao! where got liddat? why issit that all the hot english teachers with muscles and nice nice slangs 很有 potential to be mr arthur kok?
SinNee: you dont think so arh?

lols. a lot of other stuff larh. cannot type everything.

physics was fun too.
mr peh got yong tao and houchin to go up and hold hand (zzz)
cus they were about the same size. LOL
then pull each other.
to illustrate a balanced force.

then after the thing, yong tao still hold on to hou chin's hand and started swaying.
then mr peh was like, "eh, are you all straight not?"
LOL!!!

and after tt, he asked zhiyuan to come up and yongtao to sit down.
then zhiyuan and hou chin hold hands, then pull each other.
and then, zhi yuan, being like so much weaker than hou chin was like pulling him a lot to his side.
cus houchin purposely dun pull. hahars...

OH YESH! CHINESE LESSONS TOO!
there was this chinese proverb or wad.
俗语说: 恻隐之心，人皆有之.
then xiao lao shi said, "俗语说"
"是谁说的, 废话, 是俗语说的, 当然不是我说的."
ok, it may not be too dramatic, but. seriously.
the way he spoke, my whole class just laughed and laughed and laughed...

urgg. 302 '09 rocks!!!
esp the subject teachers. muahahahaha.

really comical incident that happened when i was cooking pasta just moments ago.

Me: Ahhhh! Kor! 有蟑螂!
Bro: 哪里哪里?
Me: 在锅(frying wok)上面!
Bro: HUH? 窝(hive)上面?
Me: 对对对!
*Bro runs over to the kitchen and gives me the =.= look*
Me: 做么?
Bro: 等一下. 杀虫剂!!
*My bro starts spraying the pesticide like 3metres away and leapts back another 2metres away immediately*
Me: walao! 你怕蟑螂 ah?
Bro: 怕 lah!

LOLS!! didnt know he was afraid.
but he always seems very excited when there are pests. cus he can put his pesticide to use.
lols. ok. i think my water's boiling.

what's the world coming to?
gloabl warming
anti-antibiotics strains of viruses
extinction of animals
cancer
H5N1
cloning

is it the end of the world?
perhaps.
humans have been the cause of destruction for a whole list of things.
yea, we're the brightest species of creatures.
so what?
we're doing stuff to kill ourselves.

it chanced upon me just now
as i was reading this book about viruses that have plagued the earth in the twentieth century.
u may think the spread of diseases and stuff have got nothing to do with us.
but the truth is,
it's all about deception, lies, dishonesty.
perhaps, if farmers haven't haphazarded tried to vacinate the chickens back in china,
or give them antibiotics for every little thing that crops up..
H5N1 would never be infecting humans.

funny how so many pests, bacteria and viruses are immune to anitbiotics
sheesh.
what's the world turning into.

well, but anyway,
there was band just now.
kind of boring. 4 hours of.. playing like. non stop.
lols.. somehow, we just sort of ended up
not playing longford or overture no. 1
phantom of the opera's nice. lol.

brought my dog furgie to the park.
i stepped on either a ant track or ant hive.
she got bitten pretty badly.
chionged home and gave her a bath.
tired.

watched 3 eps of house, md just now.
sheesh. i'm going to watch until the season finale of season 3 already.
that's where cameron and chase are given the sack.
which is also where i suppose the show gets boring.
which is also something i'm not looking forward to.
which is also why i might decide to stop watching the show after season 3.
LOLs.

and well, i was glued to the com screen.
pet society.
LOLS....
it's a lame game.
jocelyn says i'm addicted to mystery boxes.
i simply spend every single coin i earn on a mystery box.
lols. nice. but waste of time.

well. common tests.
i didnt get a single C.
neither did i fail.
but i hate my results.
cus i scored horribly for chem. i got a frigging B3.
yea i know i'm freaky.
while other classes were failing chem...
but. science's important to me.

got hell loads of Bs.
4.
and 5 As.
which i'm not satisfied with.
cus i think i'm capable of scoring a frigging A for chem!
i seem to be the best personw ho's able to get points across for chem
LOL (xinghui, err hmm)
but i cant seem to be able to write the keywords.
and congratulations, aloysius.
for failing all three sciences. ><

urg. i hate sec three life.
i love my sec three class.
but i hate the stuff we're learning.
it's so much stress.
having 6 china scholars and a hell load of top-in-classes.

speaking of which,
i saw something interesting today.
a kiwiberry, they call it.
and i managed to convince my mum to buy it.
yepp. it taste exactly like a kiwi
but looks exactly like a... not too big kiwi.
except that it's not furry on the outer surface.
but well, i'm frigging sure it's genetically modified.
or maybe.. i'm just a singaporean.

recently there's been loads of weird fruits.
esp from aust and new zealand.
but. I SO FRIGGING WANNA GO TO AUSTRALIA.
hugh jackman.
LOL.
ok, nvm.

haish.
translation lessons are a complete waste of time.
hahs.

sitting here with jocelyn now.
she's added me to one of the authors for the class blog
but i cant seem to figure out how to access the blog.
zz. it noob.

ok, i'm getting irritated. shoooo!!

haish. me emoing nowadays.
got band later. sianxz.
so long never stay back until 6+ in sch liao.
today.. haish.
what to do? syf, must practise hard.
GOLD GOLD GOLD!
but sometimes i doubt it. cus. yea. think we really play quite horribly.
esp me.
cant seem to get any note in tune.
and even when my concert b flat's in tune all the other notes are bad.
urg. and i hate lugging the sax home.
i'm not ever gonna bring it home after syf. hahs.

why i not playing flute one ah.
lol.
i'm so gonna learn flute after syf.
ok. sparked my enthusiasm.

unbelievable.
today was another fun fun fun day!

esp pe. lols. wad the frigging hell is wrong with me.
couldnt catch any passes properly.

and i kept passing the ball to ppl in the other team. lmao.

after pe, we n shiying and des and jocelyn went to change.
me n shiying went to the staff toilet to change together.
and well.. sadly, we forgot to lock the frigging door and desiree came charging in...
ok i shant go into the details.

kao. xinhui got A1 for bio, physics, eng, chinese, malay and a math. and geog i think.
damn zai.
lols.

and i only got A1 for geog, hcl, a math& physics.
sad. T.T
302 is full of frigging smart ppl.
and frigging pro in sports ppl.
i mean, at least we got 2nd in the mass games.
hahas...

ok. today not much to talk about.
oh yar. tmr there's band.
at least, can avoid someone for a while.
but i hate carrying the sax to sch.
lol. dunno why i borrowed it in the first place.
"must practise. syf coming"
then end up didnt play a lot at home.

toodles.
having ss retest next week.
hahs. seq sux.

WTF MY FACE IS LIKE A MONKEY'S BUTT
DARN

WTEFF WTEFF WTEFF
urg.

but road run was frigging fun!
too quite a few pictures with suay's camera
zomg i so wanna buy my own cam.

we took a pic with mr seah/sia/siah, our bio trainee teacher.
LMAO. he's very tall, can?
and he was from the same sch or something with mr goh
yea, the very handsome one!
HAHAS. joyce was crazy about him.

anyway, road run, like i said, was frigging fun.
esp the mass games. we just screamed like shit cus we beat our way into the finals. winning like... 4 matches along the way.
then along came 310, who trashed 307, 6-1.
and hmm. it seemed like mr tan was biased or what. but, yea. it's just a frigging game.
cus our class like threw the ball in at least 6 times but jt was like, not counted, not counted, not counted all the way.
urg, whatever. it's over =]

that's also the fun time cus that's when we took photos.
haha. i took one with mr peh but unfortunately, the frigging sun,
yes, i know. the frigging sun that allows photosynthesis to take place, therefore life.. etc etc etc
was like so bright i couldnt see me or mr peh's face. zzz
waiting for suay to come online... hahas. then can get the pics.

after the road run and stuff, i shared a cab with aloysius, alvin and tiefeng.
ok, fine, alvin treated us to the cab.
and we were like... walking in front of all the other ppl to get the cab!
HAHA!! ungracious ppl.

zomg tiefeng (pronounced tie(school tie)-feng)
came in 3rd place in the road run. hahas. pro.
he ended up with a headache. LOL.

had piano. WTH.
ok i think i got most of my italian terms okay.
but... she didnt ask me to play the piece i practised like shit at home.
lols. but she told me it's cus she know i sure practise tt one
so she had to drill me on the others.
haha =]

for the teachers... lols;
mr cheng, AS USUAL, would come in 1st.
i think mr ling came in 6th or something.
i rmb waving to him with yiting. then moments later he overtook us. lmao.
mr peh was 9th.
and, yea. he's quite cute. LOL
considering he kept putting this pale-purple face towel with flowery patterns on the edge on his head. LOL.

haish. i so enjoy my class this year. we're really united.
and there're ppl whom i can scream my head off with.
hehs. xing hui.....

but i still miss 202.
wanxin, cailing & gang.
memories~


oh yesh, forgot to mention.
KINDER SURPRISE IS IN STALLS NOW.
AND THEY'VE NAMED IT KINDER JOY!!
lols;
i immeidiately bought 3.
ok. costs a bomb. like $5.
but i like the toy ;D

>childish<

WOOOO!!!
lols; so many days never blog liao.
thanks to this thing called facebook.

and this not very sensible game called pet society which has made me stuck to the computer screen for hours.
hmm common tests are finally over.
this is wad i call freedom!!

sadly, everyone's got results so horrible none of them can go ask mr chia about the aust trip...
sob.
ok. never mind.
i'll just stick to whatever plan the school's arranged for me.

we've got a class blog!
www.3xtra0rdin2ry.blogspot.com
woohoo!
at least my new class's united ;P
..so far =]

and i had kfc today!
ok, i was swearing to myself to go jog this evening.
but..... ok, i still have igor, eagle eye, red cliff 2 and many many house episodes to watch...
and i still havent practise my sax.
haish.
thank god this week's practise's been changed to friday.
which is good, cus it's late.
but it's bad cos a whole lot of ppl have 3rd lang.
hahahas. wonder how deserted the band room's gonna be.

results
A Math
28/35 A1
Chinese
38/50 A1
Bio
32/45 A2
English
18/30 B4
Geog
16/17 A1

sadly, aloysius has got a frigging 30/35 for a math.
but he failed two other subs.
sigh. u better not get A2 for geog. (A1 accepted only)
otherwise all that time spent drilling the whole of chapter 4 into your head would be gone.
but anyway, it's effective. teaching someone who doesnt really like memorising stuff is frigging good for u.
by the time i closed my geog tb all the stuff was stuck in my head.
and i didnt even spend any time memorising the stuff.
all i did was force someone to memorise the stuff.
*evil laughter*

ok. back to reality.
(okay, how the hell did u spell reality. lols)
i think i'm gonna fail ss. after failing the first test and seeing so many other ppl fail ss,
i think i'm gonna fail ss.

watched marley & me with wx & hcl on saturday.
OK i know i suck at this.
i seriously cannot, cannot, cannot control myself during movies.
marley & me wasnt too bad. total cry time: ~5min
rmb tt time watch yip man. WTF. cry time: ~30min.
and i watched wall-e yesterday cry time: ~2min

but thankfully, marley & me was like the. first (second at most) time i cried in a cinema
hahas..... :)

sheesh. road run's coming up! =]
and i'm so gonna walk the whole way.
didnt catch the chance to walk cus i was running with my friends the last 2 years? duh..

alright, back to facebook. toodles!

I WANT THE NOKIA 5800!!

band today.
lol i'm so sorry edlind. i wanted to reach sch before u but i ended up waking up like... 1 hour after my alarm rang.

prac from 7.30-11 today.
practised overture and longford as always.
i think we sounded surprisingly okay for overture and longford (movements 2&3)

movement 1? it was fine, but i didnt like it cus meee and zoelyn screwed up the part =]
ok lah. i shan't drag her down with me. i think i screwed up lah.
the front part (the very nice part by saxo and clarinets) was freaky.
i keep missing notes.

AND YAYE.
FINALLY MY AIR IS COMING BACK TO ME.
after struggling for like.. 3 days cus i seemed to be out of breath when playing, it's back today?
lols. it keeps happening to me.
sometimes for some reason i can hold a note for dang long.
then after a few days it goes away. and after a few more days, it comes back!
hahaha!

woohoo. i think my tone was better than yesterday.
hehs. sheesh. i've been having band prac for 6 days consecutively already...
and well, my lips don't hurt anymore. cus they're numb.

zhen me ban? syf yao dao le.
stayed back after band for self practise again.
hahahaha. donna, zoelyn and meee were digging up old scores to play.
lols xP

i'm listening to persis overture by JL Hosay. nice piece ;)

lol random.

went for lunch with donna at subway.
sorrry, aloy. i've solved my subway craving. muahaha.
nvm can eat something else.
hahaha. actually is she treat me one.
but she only left 4 bucks.. so i paid another 4 bucks myself.
hahaha. better than nothing.
we talk and chat and talk and chat lorh.
camp for like 1 hr plus.
muahahahaha. so evil. ppl cannot sit our seat.
lol. she's nice to talk to =)

ANYWAY,
didn't screw up my solo that badly today i think.
heh heh. i managed to play at least 66.6666666% of the times we had to play.
urrggg. musst beeee louuuud. i wonder what's fff.
f=forte
ff=fortissimo
fff=?

hmm.
fff=fortissimomo.

lols;

i'm in a good mood today.
hehs.

buttttt.
aiya.
next friday my mum's going for a holiday.
SAD.
u know it's my first time in 14++ years i'm not with her lehhh.
other than school camping trips,
i've never been off without my motherrr...
zhen me ban?
later i late for school everyday how?
cus i have this bad habit of waking up, offing the alarm clock and going to sleep.
not snooze okay? is 'stop'.

hahaha. and i oso have to clean up my doggie's shit myself cus she's not around.
but nvm lah. she deserves a break lah. everyday work so hard for us =]

ok. now going to the doctor's...
mum scared i will fall sick during syf...
so go the traditional chinese medicine there.
in case. -.-

haha. ciao.

selmer series III model 62 alto saxophone.
so exquisite.

shiok. another start of a brand new weekend =]
today was another fun friday.

esp when mdm yong's lesson's the last period.
god, i'm starting to love her lessons the most.

cus obviously sick things is a major topic of discussion.
and bio deals with the sick things. furthermore mdm yong aint afraid to mention those stuff.

a few jokes.

*our class was doing the topic on nutrition in humans..*

Mdm yong: ok, there was this old man who choked on a fishball. the daughter and family couldnt get it out no matter how hard they tried. u know what the daughter do?
Jing En: squeeze the chest.
Mdm yong: still cannot. i tell u guys ah, the daughter go take vacuum machine and suck the fishball out. it worked, u know.

so we laughed like madd..

today,
Mdm yong: does the liver secrete bile?
Class: no. gall bladder...
(i dunno, but tb say liver cells secrete bile =.=)
Mdm yong: smart. then where is the bile stored?

I DONT KNOW WHY, BUT SOMEHOW NO ONE SEEMED TO RECALL IT'S GALL BLADDER.

so we were making random guesses, kidney, small intestine, liver.

FINALLY, yong tao said, "testes"
Mdm yong: testes? then how come your testes not green one har?
=.= HAHAHAHAHA. =.=
Mdm yong: u people ah. 2.30 cannot learn anything one. because all the bile inside your brain.

hahs.
and today there was an issue about yong tao and his self-acclaimed humongous dragon. -.-
during lunch he unzippped, according to pearlie.
BUT, much to the class' dismay, he was wearing shorts inside..

had lunch with xing hui and gang today.
my, i didnt know lunch could be so interesting with chun mei, xing hui and eurona!
urg. xing hui... is so funny. i totally admire her.
she doesnt seem to be bothered by what ppl say about her. it's just, so... good.

today, she was using her hankerchief to wipe her mouth.
then i happened to land my hand on some soy sauce.
i was like, xinghui! handkerchief!!
then she took out her hankie and helped me wipe the 'water' off.
after eating, she took it out and wipe her mouth again.

ME: wth. just now u clean my hand then u wipe?
Xing hui: NO LAH! i use the other side.
Me: orhh.
*pause*
Me: kao. my hand still smells of soy sauce.
Xinghui: HUH? How come u got soy sauce on your hand?
Me: WHAT? i thought u just wiped the sauce off?
XINGHUI: *gives horrified look* HARR???!!

and she told me about a childhood story.
she was having PE in primary sch.
then the field was a bit slippery. so she just fell backwards.
instinctively, she grabbed hold of the first thing she could grab and well,
UNFORTUNATELY, it turned out to be her friend's buttocks.
ok. i'm still laughing as i'm typing now.

sheesh. i'm so gonna get bronze for napfa.
faggard lah. i last year shuttle run miss by 0.1s then can get gold
the other items all got at least C can?
DAMNIT!!!!
this year.. no hope.


BAND!
went to polish instru.
was not fun at all.
considering the fact that it's impossible to reach the small areas around the keypads
plus the spots couldnt be polished off.
chongee was dang funny.
he didnt even bother to polish.
cus for his tuba, most of the coating was off....
but surprisingly the 'rusty' areas were smooth, instead of rough.
combined with other instrus.
damn guailan.

is like.. a row of closely arranged chairs.
then got one trumpet, one tuba, one sax.
=.= weird combination.

BADD TONEE!!!!SCREW MY SAXOPHONE.
I PLAY VIC'S ONE OSO SOUND SO MUCH BETTER.
SCREWED UP LAH.
I WAS A SELMER SAXOPHONE.
I DUN CARE!!!!

yea, i know is the playing problem.
but it's partly cus of the sax lah.
i've got the most screwed up sax in my section (maybe except for felix)
there's a good chance my sax is older than me.
can u believe it???
i'm playing an antique!

urggg.

EDLIND.
LOLS. i just found out it's MRSA not MRSI.
how screwed am i.

Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus

WOOHOO. I
BAND ROCKS!! H
A
back from band.V
yaye; sectionals the whole day was fun. A
DAMNIT!!! C
DONNA'S SELMER SAX IS FRIGGGGINNNNGGGG NICE TO PLAY!!!!!!!R
T.T U
T.T S
T.T H
i played her sax even though she keep telling me she's sick can? O
now i'm waiting for the floooo symptoms to appear ;P N
LOL JK. donna's gonna kill me if she sees this.S
but anyway, i'm willing to risk anything to get my hands on a selmer saxophone! O
OK, KIDDING. M
I'm willing to risk anything to get my mouth on a mouthpiece on a selmer saxophone. E
ahhh. that's the way to put it. O
N
band was so shiok! E.
we had sectionals. H
and today, it was rather fun. E'
even though there was bad sounds everywhere. S
mostly from meeee T.T N
O
well, towards the end.. there was a major section combination across the school. T
A
*trumpet section blasts. super loud.* L
Zoelyn: WAHLAU. bu shuang ah. saxophone section show them our power!! O
*our section lines up against the railing" Y
Joy: ehh. if not we play with them lah. B
Saxophones shout: PLAYYY EEEEEEE!!! u
T
everyone starts playing, I
then later, french horn joins, then eupho, then trombone, perc. S
and somehow i heard the piccolo! HAHA. U
R
PHYSICS PROVED.E
LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUNDDD. K
cus clarkson was clapping. then u can clearly see him go *clap* then 1/2 second later, *piak* N
so it's like,O
*eyes register clap*W
*ears hear piak* I'
*eyes register clap* M
*ears hear piak* N
LOL. O
T
lessons were fun too. H
CME. mr peh was like...I
Mr Peh: nowadays, sale promoters use image and promotions to sell goods, not the uses of the goodsS
Mr Peh: for example, look at this water bottle. if they want to target youths, the promoter will say things like, 'this bottle looks good on you! you look very *pauses*T
*opens up his hands, in a very.. errhmmm. cool way and says,*Y
Mr Peh: COOOOL.P
E.
so our class laughs like crazy!! T
.
and during CME, maria ordered siti to on the air-con.T
then siti took very long.
so maria and kaninabeh complained to me, ask me to dock her.. erhm. his pay.
LOL.

i hate my fringe.
i hate my fringe.
i hate my fringe.

well, according to say hua
her councillor friend said that the centre parting thing's abolished
but the discipline committee's getting all girls with fringes to pin up their fringe.
or something like that.
haish. i may not look good in centre parting, but i hate it when my fringe's up too.
look retarded.

I WANT A SELMER SAXOPHONE.
SAD.
somehow i don't remember anything about classes.
what's on my mind? band band band band.
maybe cus i just came back from band.
hehs.
syf. syf. syf. syf. syf.
i want gold.
i don't want mr tan to leave.
sob.

lol. zoelyn keep saying wad she's the most mature one when we were all complaining that she's old.
(she's the only 16 year old, supposedly)
then we asked, siyang, how old are you?
"17"
HAHAHAHAHAHA. TOO BAD!!!
you're not the most mature person in the section.
hehs.
i lurve the saxophone section!!!
hehs!

SYF
MID YEAR
HOMEWORK

which one comes first?

busy busy. i know i have lots of hw but i cant be bothered now.
and i guess i really really hate the farked up old lady who works as the admin in our General office.
ya know, the short, plump lady who cant speak properly and has a cleft that's not mended nicely.
no, i'm not being mean. but yea. i'm just refering to her.
ok, for proof, let me give u an example.
over my 14 years, i've got quite a few aquaintances with ppl with a cleft.
eg, mr liu gong kai and a few other friends. i RESPECT and ADMIRE them, dude.

for that lady, i just don't see why she enjoys making life so tough for poor neglected (ha. i'm being sarcastic.) 21st century kids like us.
sheesh. fine. maybe she just takes her work too seriously in times of a recession.

went to SCH today. hmmm. dunno why for some ocassion all four band teachers went to the SCH with us. and yea. it's frigggging ex!! $700 just to book an hour!!
now i know how the building management earns $$ in case no one is buying tickets to concerts or wad.
lols. reminds me when i was in sec 1. our band almost had the chance to go overseas. then well, perhaps it's just fate. like 3 out of 4 band teachers were having maternity leave. so we couldnt go.

syfff.
i think i'm gonna miss quite a few lessons.
i missed math, chinese, el and half the chem lesson.
so, i have no idea wad in the world is the graph ws about.
i still don't like the idea of an over-friendly and flirtatious guy.
-.-

went for band after ss.
rather enjoyable. considering the fact that we did practise.
hehs. went home with aloy and felix.
rather. erm. not very active conversation. but at least we did talk.
=.=

shall not go into the details. urggg. it's already 10.30. sheesh.

woahhh. tired.
syf syf syf syf.
it's stuck in my head.

bad tone.
pulse too slow.
all over the place.
mr tan fed up.
running notes buay pass.
haish.

siannn. holiday hw havent finish.
heck care lah.
heng tmr can miss hcl and math cus we're going to sch!!
NO. it's not sch. is SCH.
=] singapore conference hall. -.-

ARG. and we still have to study for chem n physics test.
dieeee. i dunno wad the hell qualitative analysis is abt.
yea lah. the cations still quite easy. just crammmmm everything in ur head can liao.
anions.. urg.

ss. mrs sabah was takling about healthcare.
SADD. TMR GOT FPSP!!!
SOB. my grp is with jingyi and haixin. which i'm not too looking forward to.
and then mrs sabah was talking about wards. A class, B class, C class.
wahh. A class so shiok.
one bigg room to urself. but i dont like. later very lonely.
but. if B class got like 4-5 ppl. which means a bit too crowded. C class. hahahaha. 12 ppl in one room.
lols. why am i talking about wards. not as if i'm going in or wad. choi. touch wood.
mrs sabah also discussed about the principles of governance used in the population policies.
then haixin said leadership is key. =.=
LOL!!!! LOL!!! WHY WOULD LEADERSHIP IS KEY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT?
ok lah, indirectly, yes. but... must go around a lot of rounds before rounding back to 'shoot' the question then can.
BUT ANYWAY!! it's so darn cute!!!
hahahahaha.

SPEAKING OF WHICH.
I FEEL OBLIDGED TO MENTION THIS STORY.

one fine day, the class of 302 went down for pe.
then we saw a very nice black underwear that was rather tiny.
and it happened to be in the captain's area tt day in the parade square.
(the girls were playing captain's ball)
and, well, fyi i was the captain tt day. =.=
i think i stepped on it at least 3 times.

so, yong tao and the others decided to prank haixin. so some brave soul brought the underwear up and threw it on haixin's table. -.-
and yea, given his nature he didnt get mad.
so he pinched the underwear to.. i dunno where it went.

then like during recess, we were having a nice discussion about underwears and boxers.
(yongtao, eurona, haixin and some other guys)
Eurona: eh haixin, the underwear yours ah?
Haixin: no... i cannot fit inside (LOL, so tan bai)
*laugh laugh laugh laugh*
Yongtao: haixin, u were boxer or wad?
Haixin: no lah. underwear. boxer don't have my size.
*laugh laugh laugh laugh*
Eurona: eh yongtao u guys got spongebob squarepants de boxer ah?

hahaha..... haixin is rather cute i think.
always blur blur one. and he's so frank lorh.
doesnt keep things to himself =]

jocelyn... how?
haish. i dun wanna go. but i dun wanna make u suffer.
later u cannot go overseas.
BUT IF WE GO WE'LL SUFFER WHEN WE COME BACK. T.T

bio was surprisingly pleasant today.
i mean.. yea. mdm yong actually can make things interesting by being mean.
today she kept telling us stories. dunno why.
but they're interesting lah.
and she told us if we have the time we can actually disect frogs!!!
WHICH I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
sadist.

sheesh. mr kennard seah go liao.
ok, all along i thought he's kenneth.
until i saw this handwritten farewell letter of his pasted on the notice board.
hahs... he's so sweet.
and to think i was dreading bio lessons.
i guess he's the one who made me look forward to bio lessons this year (until today, cus mdm yong suddenly so nice)

dang i got cut by paper.
urrgg. must be bio lessons.
cus we were tearing the OATAS. (LOL I WAS HAVING FUN TEARING JIACHEN'S)
i had a hard time showering today.
darn. it hurts so much when the water touches the cut.
and i just realise i got another paper cut. not so bad but it's still there on my other hand!!

ok. now for band.
yea. screwed up.
mr tan said our band was playing at silver standard.
and he kept saying we were slowing down.
butttt. it looked as if he was speeding up cus when he on the metronome it wasnt tt fast.
aiya dunno lah. he's the experienced guy.
something tells me we ain't even at silver standard. bronze, perhaps?
sheesh.

ADDICTED TO HARRY POTTER!!!
lols. eurona and i spent a super long time talking about harry potter.
hahahahs. it's brought back fond memories of the book!!
so i'm deciding to save up to buy the full set.
but not now lah.
i'm broke after straightening my hair.
sobb.

tmrrrr. need to report by 7am in the band room.
piang ehhh. so early.
sigh. cant wake up -.-

SCHEDULE:
5am; wake up.
5-5.05; brush up.
5.05-5.30; put in contact lens. (i think i too long never wear liao. today i wasted 1 contact cus it didnt like my left eye.)
5.30-5.45; tie hair.
5.45-5.50; play with furgie.
5.50-6; gel my hair.
6-6.15; eaaat.
6.20; leave house.

LOL. fancy posting this here.

SCREW THE DANG HOMEWORK.

ok i've given up on homework.
lols.
xinghui called me just now :)
(home number)
to ask me stuff on hw.
which i find funny.

XingHui: May I speak to joy please?
Me: Yea, speaking. *in a super duper formal tone*
Xinghui: eh u know hor.....
Me: yea? *casual tone*

o.0 nothing much but..
it reminds me of the childhood times when i had to call my friend's house number cus we all didnt have a handphone.
and i'll always speak in the best formal tone in case the person picking up was a parent...
and looks like i still haven't got rid of the habit!
i used to ask my mom how to ask ppl when they pick up the phone.
then how to respond to ppl when they call for ur name.
lols..memories....

now.. time for X-MEN!!

well.. i'm mad about x-men!!!
and i'm so frigging sad cus i got professor xavier (pronounced x-zavier)
when i took this which x-men character are u on facebook.
I WANT WOLVERINE!!!
or JEAN GREY WOULD BE NICE!!
actually i just wanted it to be more accurate lah..
cus when i saw the options given i knew which options would definitely give me wolvie.
hahahahaha.

urg. comics are so time consuming. i've been glued to the computer since morning
and the thing is i haven't been reading comics or what.
i'm been reading information about comics. -.-

i'm so gonna subscribe.. maybe if i can convince my parents..
but it's so dang unlikely.
i want a saxophone, flute, camera and now comic subscribtion that.. ok, i admit. costs a bomb.
but it's pretty good already. around 4 or 5 bucks per issue if u subscribe for a whole year or something.
if u buy it at kinokuniya or what it'll probably cost around 10-20 bucks per book.

sheesh. i feel like dropping the australia trip.. but i think i shouldn't.
if not i'll feel guilty, hor, jocelyn?
but i'm kinda fraid tt i'll be scolded by ms yeo that frigging stuck up b****.
oh whatever.

i just realise how irritating meddlesome, mindless, kaypo ppl are.
can't seem to keep their noses to themselves.
cus they keep poking their noses here and there lah.

get a hang of yourself dude.
thou shalt forgive and forget.

argg. facebook is so addictive but time-consuming!!
i can't seem to stop myself from pressing the refresh button on the live feed.

suddenly feel like watching dragonball evolution. o.0 hahahahahha.
after i watched the trailer on chnl 5.
oh yea!!! dang. it's harry potter now.
brb. o.0

LOL i realise tt all the jcs got either silver, gold, or gold with honours.
-.-

AND I WANNA GO TO ACJC IF I CANT MAKE IT TO NJC.
GODDANG STALKER.
s

i realise i shdnt be sleeping at 12 every night.
cus i end up sleep every afternoon.
haish. holidays ah, stress stress stress

and i still only completed a math.
angdi is qiang de.
she finished all the homework on sunday -.-
which is only 2 days into the holidays.

geog project how???
haish. die liao.

went for mac with say hua n huiqi after band just now.
gossiped a lot =]
ate a lot oso...
i cant believe i actually ate a whole meal and finished a hot fudge sundae!
ok. i need jian fei already.

band.. yea. we screwed up also.
mr tan was... angry, again.
well, yuying didnt get gwh. (silver)
but something tells me they'll get gold this year.

JUST FOR SOME MOTIVATION,

LIST OF GWH BANDS:
Ang Mo Kio Sec
Anglo-Chinese School (Independent)
St. Patrick's School
FULLSTOP.

erm. if your math is dang bad, u'll realise there are 4 bands.
zzz. NO. THERE ARE 3 FRIGGING SEC SCH BANDS IN THE WHOLE OF SINGAPORE TT GOT GWH!
ok. i'm at the verge of breaking down.
and there's a total of 16 bands with GOLD.
OUT OF THE 149 SEC SCHOOLS TT TOOK PART.

silver and bronze got A LOT.
and sadly, our nhsb 'rocks' falls under the A LOT. not the 16, not the 3.
LOL i realise all the bands tt went for the music exchange either got bronze or silver.

URRGGGGG.
U GET WHAT I MEAN???
GUYS!! WE'RE NOT IN GOLD!!!
so pick up the dang instrument, and start practising now!!!
sobbs.

and my tone is still horrible.
and i still screwed up my solo.
and i still can't get the fingerings correct!
and i still dunno wad shud be the dynamics for certain parts.
and i still don't like the idea of playing first.
and i still havent finish my hw!!!
1 week!!!
1 dang week!!!

ciao. hw time. then hopefully after completing hw.. n then sch reopen, then i'll chiong for band.

HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY ZOELYN!!

sheesh. back from music exchange.
i realise i damn no life can?

nvm.
music exchange today, went to henderson' s sec.
vic keep telling us the emcee, who is also a conductor is very pro.
but fierce -.-
he conducted yuying sec.
which was SCARIIEEEE.
their dynamics was good.
but kind of kua zhang?
can like sudden dang loud.
and is seriously VERY loud.
those type that can make ppl cover their ears.

all the other bands were okay okay i guess.
tanglin was quite nice too.
two bands played songs we already played before for their choice piece
anthems for winds and perc. and ghost fleet.
which was like super easy.. i suppose.
as compared to longford.

AND AS FOR LONGFORD,
woohoo. we screwed it up.
mr tan was.. angry.
esp after we finished overture no. 1
i guess being the first band to play has its cons too.
nervous or something.
for the front part of longford i could clearly hear alto 1 and alto 2
alllll over the place.
it's like.. 2 completely different melodies or wad. -.-
sheesh. zoelyn's solo was great =]
and well, i fumbled for mine.
i missed the first 3 notes of my solo.
screwed.
urrggg. no motivation!!!
dunno why this syf everyone's kind of sian.
it's like i keep telling myself to jiayou but when i open my file,
"sian."

band was sort of hilarious i suppose?
there was this sch called chakat changi/changkat changi.
which i kept hearing as chop up chongee.

well. i think my hearing sucks.
and when they were taking attendance,
Vera: Huiying.
Ashley: Outside.
Joy hears 'Lao sai'

and ewww. orange's the international lesbian colour.
Lols! i didnt know that. -.-
all i knew was the purple thing..

brace yourself, joy.
school reopening in 3 more days.
and the only homework i've done? a math.

The phenomenon.
Saturday, 14 march.
Joy: WA SHIOK MAN! I FINISHED A MATH! BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT!

Sunday, 15 March
Joy: WOOHOOO! Eh, xing hui! i finish a math lehh.

Monday, 16 March
Joy: hahas. issit? the only thing i've started on is a math.

Tuesday, 17 March
Joy: ehh. shit lah. i only finished a math leh.

Wednesday, 18 March
Joy: i think i'm in deep trouble. I only did a math so far!

Thursday, 19 March
Joy: URRGGG. SHIT I ONLY DID A MATH!!

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AHHHH
zomg i'm mad about x-men!!

sheesh. i love the library!!
someday i'll go kinokuniya and buy a few copies of my own x-men comics.
haish. i lurve wolverine and cyclops!!
T.T

lols. i realised how long and nauseating it takes to read comics
hehs. maybe it only applies to american comics.
but on the other hand, i'm sure my good and close friends all know i've never flipped open a manga book and actually start reading it.
amercian comics are different i think.
after the influence of superhero films, i think it's made me more interested in them.
especially since one story goes on practically forever,
unlike manga.

i spent ~2 hours finishing the book x-men: deadly genesis
but yea, i was just so engrossed. i didnt realise two hours passed.
then i borrowed three x-men comics (lol)
and much to my dismay, ALL the machines couldnt read my ezlink card
except for this one pathetic machine.
yes, i admire my patience... trying out every single machine. T.T
i just hope that one machine doesnt break down or what.

and it was LOL.
actually me n pearlie met at the library to find books for the geog project.
and guess wad, we couldnt find anything related in the soooooo small je library
ok, maybe our book-finding skills just suck.

oh yes, my mother. =.=
one of the books i borrowed was the dark phoenix saga.
then there was this picture of jean grey on the cover.

Mum: wa seh! 借漫画ah!
Joy: uh.
*Mum sees jean grey on cover*
Mum: 有没有搞错! 那两粒好像篮球那样大.
Joy: huh? 什么两粒?
*looks over and see jean grey's boobs*
Mum: heh heh....
hehs...

ok i'm updating again.



see? edlind i'm updating again.

STILL, JUST FARK OFF.
LOL.


chill i'm not refering to u, edlind -.-

band prac today.
quite accomplished
at least i think we didnt make mr tan blow up or wad.
but today's prac mroe like day camp.
9-5 -.-
working hours.

woohoo. i think. i think. i think i got my running notes
(one small part only)
but yea. u reap what u sow.
my third finger the first joint there blue black (SERIOUSLY)
kao.

i realise recently we keep doing chromatic scales non-stop.
thanks to this great composer robert sheldon (or somethign like that)
he qiang.
compose longford.
third n first movement the chromatic parts got at least 10 bars in total -.-
LOLS.

JUST FUCK OFF.
mou mou mou.

woohoo!
theory test over ler.
quite easy.
but i scared i will have careless mistakes.
urg...

i did hw today surprisingly.
muahaha.
finished my a math hw liaos.

went to library with donna as usual.
lols. manage to finish a math there!
then we did something.
shall not say.
muahahahhaa.
marvelous.

tired.

went for dinner with mom and dad.
finally, after a frigging long wait
dad's bringing me to cold storage!
(i just love the feeling of being able to take something off their shelves!
lols. makes me feel as though i'm filthy rich -.-)

ate zi cha
ZOMG.
(ok, i saw myself bloody hell type 'had' zi cha instead of 'ate' zi cha.
freaky.)

then we ate veggies and baby squids.
and the squids were nice.
but scary. cus.. yea. baby squids so u dont expect them to actually get rid of the eye and the insides.
and so...
yea, i actually ate a squid with black insides.
urgggg.
dad oso. hahas. we damn suay.
mom didnt really like the squids.

AND. dad said he has to shit while we were shopping halfway
cus he hasnt the time to shit the whole day.
but... sadly, THE EFFED UP SQUIDS.. THE EFFED UP SQUIDS
darn. ruined my long-awaited trip to cold storage.
damnit i think they're contaminated. urg.
now i'm home and i laosai-ed. -.-

but anyway, lols. i changed my band uni de white shirt to S.
WHICH WAS STILL FRIGGING BIG.
lols. it belonged to the alumni cus the rest of the shirts other ppl take liaos.
then i realised the shirt i took belonged to edward.
=.=
zzz. no wonder too big.

okay.. now i'm bored. -.-
looking at ppl's photos on facebook...

hmm.
yet another usual day at school.
except for a few ups and downs...

physics.
mr peh tries to write out the 'DOESN'T'
but fails to do so.
after pondering for around 10 secs,
saying out loud, "d-o-e-s... d-o-s-... d-o-e-s-n..."
he gave up
and said, "aiya."
*erases 'dosen't' and changes it to 'does not'*

LOLS.
then as usual, there would be chinese.
and well, xiao lao shi wanted to show us this vid from youtube,
which was 5 min long (he only had 5 min left)
in came mrs lim...
Mrs Lim to class: Class, you took my one hour away. So let me take your 5 minutes away *smiling hard*
Mrs Lim to Xiao Lao Shi: Can i have 5 min?
Xiao Lao Shi: *trying to be polite* err... but.. but.. i need the time lehh..
Mrs Lim: Oh, i was just kidding. I just need 1 min.
*whole class laughs... including xiao lao shi*

TODAY, THERE WAS A TERRIBLE PIECE OF NEWS.
Mr koh aint gonna teach us anymore...
cus he's got too many classes.
and this teachers called mrs serene low/liu/lim/lin is coming to take over after her maternirty leave..
i'm just so gonna miss mr koh.
serious, his teaching rocks.
my class's msg is 1.81 because of him.
but we still lost to 310 BECAUSE THEY HAVE ONLY 8 PPL TAKING ELECT GEOG AND ALL 8 GOT A1.

which reminds me,
BILL GATES IS THE WORLD'S RICHEST MAN AGAIN!
WOOHOOO!
ok, i'm not a big supporter of him or wad.
but i've been hearing his name since primary sch, so yea. naturally i'm more supportive of him than warren buffett.
sheesh. rich ppl arh....

geog proj. havent started any research yet. i didnt on my com yesterday can?
so good right? lols.
but well, zilin's sick today.
and he told me he cant make it nx tues.
oh well, get well soon!
i love my grp!!
pearlie, zilin n shuan hock =]
not that bad.
shuanhock's more studious and serious than i thought.
but he's a good entertainer too ;P

sigh. there's truck loads of hw for holidays!!! sobs.
and almost everyday of my hols are packed, sadly.
mon, thurs, fri - band.
tues - proj work.
wed's my only free day.
hope i can like... spend it with my frens or wad.. if not holidays are like no better.

Re: Not Scolding Anyone's Mothers or Fathers.

LOLS.
ok, kaninabu is not for my mother, literally!!
302 inside joke..
hor, pearlie?

and of course... yea. still got extended family.

ARHHHH
got ss test tmr!
and math hw. eek.
first question i dunno how to do liaos.

urg. i'm scared abt the ss test.
but i don wanna study for it.
hehs. that's me =.=

today...
geog. had some project thing going on.
and we're supposed to group ourselves.
but end up is mr koh scam us
then he randomly picked us.

so i ended up with pearlie, zilin and shuan hock!
not a bad group i guess.
considering the fact that they all dont look like very very slack slackers.
well, i guess it's just fact.
AND TO MY DADDY KANINABEH, (lol damn vulgar..)
AND MY SWEETHEART,
AND ONE AND ONLY,
JOCELYN!
who was grouped with jiachen, xuyue and liang choon i think.
lols. she was saying later jiachen keep singing in damn high pitch some weird song.
then she'll be very o.0. lols.

hehs. went down with jocelyn during recess.
ate 5 fishballs (urg.)
and jocelyn's remaining granola bar.
which she said tasted horrible.
which i thought was delicious.
LOL.

hahas. maybe strawberry was too sweet.

CME was damn o.0
lols. so funny...
with mr peh going on as usual..
bouncing around etc etc.
i like mr peh. lols.
he's so serious.
always looking for info and research
and ways to explain stuff clearly.

but seriously, sometimes i seriously feel that the serious mr peh is treating teaching too seriously.
i mean.. who cares about reading zao bao in class (wet weather)
when we have a test later on.
he'll say, dont waste money, must read.
then to set a good example, he really buries himself in the newspaper,
being on the lookout for ppl who are revising for their test.

hahas. but i still find him enjoyable =]
all that bouncing in class. ;P

chem spa was fun fun fun!
ok, i didnt spill anything at all!
but anyway even if i did u wont know cus hcl and naoh is colourless.
muahaha. ok, except maybe before adding methyl orange.

ok actually i did make a few drops of NaOH land on my arm i suppose.
that should be the reason for the itchy sensation on my arm.
as for my siap siap left hand and soapy soapy right hand,
i insist that i didnt spill anything.
just maybe cus the HCL bottle is stained with HCL.
and the NaOH bottle is stained with NaOH.
hahas.

then after tt, sec 1 band prac.
i had combined sectionals with aloy, ash, jiamin and say hua.
lol. i think we sounded like shit.
1. tempo all over the place.
2. nobody's counting properly.
3. jiamin not enuf air.
4. i was horribly out of tune.

but before that, mr tan coached me on the running notes for longford.
which was seriously lol.
i could do it like quite nicely (i suppose)
then when we combined it was bleahhh.
maybe cus mr tan slowed down the speed for me.
hmm.
better work on it tmr.

then later we had combined sectionals in the band room after mr tan left.
WHICH SERIOUSLY WASNT A GOOD IDEA.
i mean, yea~ damn shiok cus the sec 1s like damn xian mu us.
basking in our glory~
but, BUT. they weren't practising cus they were too busy admiring us.
i think the shiok part was when i was playing with say hua.
and naturally i was like... the only one heard cus the clarinets are soft.
then all the sec 1s are like staring at me even when i was horribly sharp sharp sharp for the high notes!!
but yea. LONGFORD ROCKS! (cus of the nice nice rhythm n solos!)
jiayous zoelyn!

after that, had piano.
when i reached my piano teacher's house, zoelyn was still there.
hahas.
and well,
ARGG!!! MY THEORY'S THIS SATURDAY!!! STRESS STRESS STRESS.
spent my lesson doing mostly theory.
and then had a nice nice conversation with miss foo as i did the theory.
she's the bestest teacher =)

ok, now the thing that has been bugging me for a few hours.
AUSTRALIA OR CHINA!?!?!?
sad. australia.. priority for environmentalists.
there's only 2 spaces left.
and if just so happened that 2 environmentalist signs up, i dunnid go liaos.
china, i've been nominated.
and we're supposed to give the consent form by tmr.
AND OBVIOUSLY THE PPL GOING TO AUST WONT BE ANNOUNCED TMR.
so. haish.










STRESS.

school wasnt as fun as yesterday.
obviously.

cus there wasnt group work.
and there's lots of hw.
which i dont bother doing as for now.

and i hate my hair!!!
urg. i wanna straighten it.
hate my effing fat arms.
and convince mum and dad to buy a treadmill, so... too bad.

i'm bored. i'm bored. i'm bored.
that's why i'm posting something again.

meaningless post.

WARNING: THIS IS A SUPER LONG POST!!!


today was a tiring day.
whole band prac of sectionals.
but quite accomplished though.

hmm speaking of which, quite a few things happened in class
firstly, during el lesson, we had this group work thingy
today, ms chng wasnt around, only mr lee and his supervisor, mdm siti.
then as usual, my group consists of tiefeng, sin nee n jing en.
and AS USUAL, we were talking about things completely irrelevant to the subject.
today just so happened that today, we were talking about sick things (again)

and jing en told us there was this sec 4 prc who was running during the road run
then she got menses and she continued running.
then the blood drip drip drip
until like ticker tape liddat.
then we were coming up with possible reasons as to why she didnt stop running.

Me: she didn't feel it?
(OKAY I SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW WTF'S WRONG WITH ME
I MEAN, BEING A WOMAN, OF COURSE FOR GOD'S SAKE I KNOW IT CAN BE. ERM. FELT.)
SinNee: no lah. where got possible?
Me: yahor.
Tiefeng: ...
SinNee: eh, tiefeng, u pee u can feel anot?
Tiefeng: can lah, duh.
Me: =.=
*Mr Linus Lee walks past*
*the 4 of us frantically start drawing lines and arrows and NPs, VPs, PPs all over tiefeng's paper*

JingEn: eh, then can track down her route and how fast she running leh!
Me: wad? u mean like, constant velocity, increasing acceleration, decreasing deceleration ah?
*Tiefeng, Sinnee laughing like mad...*

all of a sudden i think we heard yong tao or something talk about pads.
and somehow we started relating it to tampons.

Me: lols. pads? how about tampons.
SinNee: my friend uses it leh. it's so...
Me: no lah, it's just uncommon in asian countries i guess. girls use it quite a lot in USA.
Tiefeng: o.0?
JingEn: *as usual,* hehe~
SinNee: u dunno what's that ah?
Me: it's the thing girls stuff inside their vaginas during menses...
Tiefeng: huh? really ah?
JingEn: yea
Tiefeng: oh... how to spell?
JingEn: I write for u. *spells out T-A-M-P-O-N on the back of the worksheet*
Tiefeng: wait ah...
*takes out electronic dictionary and starts typing it T-A-M-P-O-N*
SinNee: walao eh, must u check dictionary not?
*roar of laughter...*
Mr Linus Lee: the group at the back, can u guys hear me?
4 of us: *nods head innocently* yes.. yes..

Tiefeng: huh? 什么来的?
Me: i draw for you. u want?
*me and sinnee starts grabbing a pencil and drawing a tampon on the paper...*

ended up our tampons looked quite different.

SinNee: u dont think mr lee is like mr arthur kok 年轻的时候 ah?
Me: no way dude! he's straight. and quite hot. and he's got muscles okay? i saw them (muscles) during the road run. came in second after mr cheng.
SinNee: urg. 你不觉得他很像 mr arthur kok in the making meh?
Me: walao! where got liddat? why issit that all the hot english teachers with muscles and nice nice slangs 很有 potential to be mr arthur kok?
SinNee: you dont think so arh?

lols. a lot of other stuff larh. cannot type everything.

physics was fun too.
mr peh got yong tao and houchin to go up and hold hand (zzz)
cus they were about the same size. LOL
then pull each other.
to illustrate a balanced force.

then after the thing, yong tao still hold on to hou chin's hand and started swaying.
then mr peh was like, "eh, are you all straight not?"
LOL!!!

and after tt, he asked zhiyuan to come up and yongtao to sit down.
then zhiyuan and hou chin hold hands, then pull each other.
and then, zhi yuan, being like so much weaker than hou chin was like pulling him a lot to his side.
cus houchin purposely dun pull. hahars...

OH YESH! CHINESE LESSONS TOO!
there was this chinese proverb or wad.
俗语说: 恻隐之心，人皆有之.
then xiao lao shi said, "俗语说"
"是谁说的, 废话, 是俗语说的, 当然不是我说的."
ok, it may not be too dramatic, but. seriously.
the way he spoke, my whole class just laughed and laughed and laughed...

urgg. 302 '09 rocks!!!
esp the subject teachers. muahahahaha.

really comical incident that happened when i was cooking pasta just moments ago.

Me: Ahhhh! Kor! 有蟑螂!
Bro: 哪里哪里?
Me: 在锅(frying wok)上面!
Bro: HUH? 窝(hive)上面?
Me: 对对对!
*Bro runs over to the kitchen and gives me the =.= look*
Me: 做么?
Bro: 等一下. 杀虫剂!!
*My bro starts spraying the pesticide like 3metres away and leapts back another 2metres away immediately*
Me: walao! 你怕蟑螂 ah?
Bro: 怕 lah!

LOLS!! didnt know he was afraid.
but he always seems very excited when there are pests. cus he can put his pesticide to use.
lols. ok. i think my water's boiling.

what's the world coming to?
gloabl warming
anti-antibiotics strains of viruses
extinction of animals
cancer
H5N1
cloning

is it the end of the world?
perhaps.
humans have been the cause of destruction for a whole list of things.
yea, we're the brightest species of creatures.
so what?
we're doing stuff to kill ourselves.

it chanced upon me just now
as i was reading this book about viruses that have plagued the earth in the twentieth century.
u may think the spread of diseases and stuff have got nothing to do with us.
but the truth is,
it's all about deception, lies, dishonesty.
perhaps, if farmers haven't haphazarded tried to vacinate the chickens back in china,
or give them antibiotics for every little thing that crops up..
H5N1 would never be infecting humans.

funny how so many pests, bacteria and viruses are immune to anitbiotics
sheesh.
what's the world turning into.

well, but anyway,
there was band just now.
kind of boring. 4 hours of.. playing like. non stop.
lols.. somehow, we just sort of ended up
not playing longford or overture no. 1
phantom of the opera's nice. lol.

brought my dog furgie to the park.
i stepped on either a ant track or ant hive.
she got bitten pretty badly.
chionged home and gave her a bath.
tired.

watched 3 eps of house, md just now.
sheesh. i'm going to watch until the season finale of season 3 already.
that's where cameron and chase are given the sack.
which is also where i suppose the show gets boring.
which is also something i'm not looking forward to.
which is also why i might decide to stop watching the show after season 3.
LOLs.

and well, i was glued to the com screen.
pet society.
LOLS....
it's a lame game.
jocelyn says i'm addicted to mystery boxes.
i simply spend every single coin i earn on a mystery box.
lols. nice. but waste of time.

well. common tests.
i didnt get a single C.
neither did i fail.
but i hate my results.
cus i scored horribly for chem. i got a frigging B3.
yea i know i'm freaky.
while other classes were failing chem...
but. science's important to me.

got hell loads of Bs.
4.
and 5 As.
which i'm not satisfied with.
cus i think i'm capable of scoring a frigging A for chem!
i seem to be the best personw ho's able to get points across for chem
LOL (xinghui, err hmm)
but i cant seem to be able to write the keywords.
and congratulations, aloysius.
for failing all three sciences. ><

urg. i hate sec three life.
i love my sec three class.
but i hate the stuff we're learning.
it's so much stress.
having 6 china scholars and a hell load of top-in-classes.

speaking of which,
i saw something interesting today.
a kiwiberry, they call it.
and i managed to convince my mum to buy it.
yepp. it taste exactly like a kiwi
but looks exactly like a... not too big kiwi.
except that it's not furry on the outer surface.
but well, i'm frigging sure it's genetically modified.
or maybe.. i'm just a singaporean.

recently there's been loads of weird fruits.
esp from aust and new zealand.
but. I SO FRIGGING WANNA GO TO AUSTRALIA.
hugh jackman.
LOL.
ok, nvm.

haish.
translation lessons are a complete waste of time.
hahs.

sitting here with jocelyn now.
she's added me to one of the authors for the class blog
but i cant seem to figure out how to access the blog.
zz. it noob.

ok, i'm getting irritated. shoooo!!

haish. me emoing nowadays.
got band later. sianxz.
so long never stay back until 6+ in sch liao.
today.. haish.
what to do? syf, must practise hard.
GOLD GOLD GOLD!
but sometimes i doubt it. cus. yea. think we really play quite horribly.
esp me.
cant seem to get any note in tune.
and even when my concert b flat's in tune all the other notes are bad.
urg. and i hate lugging the sax home.
i'm not ever gonna bring it home after syf. hahs.

why i not playing flute one ah.
lol.
i'm so gonna learn flute after syf.
ok. sparked my enthusiasm.

unbelievable.
today was another fun fun fun day!

esp pe. lols. wad the frigging hell is wrong with me.
couldnt catch any passes properly.

and i kept passing the ball to ppl in the other team. lmao.

after pe, we n shiying and des and jocelyn went to change.
me n shiying went to the staff toilet to change together.
and well.. sadly, we forgot to lock the frigging door and desiree came charging in...
ok i shant go into the details.

kao. xinhui got A1 for bio, physics, eng, chinese, malay and a math. and geog i think.
damn zai.
lols.

and i only got A1 for geog, hcl, a math& physics.
sad. T.T
302 is full of frigging smart ppl.
and frigging pro in sports ppl.
i mean, at least we got 2nd in the mass games.
hahas...

ok. today not much to talk about.
oh yar. tmr there's band.
at least, can avoid someone for a while.
but i hate carrying the sax to sch.
lol. dunno why i borrowed it in the first place.
"must practise. syf coming"
then end up didnt play a lot at home.

toodles.
having ss retest next week.
hahs. seq sux.

WTF MY FACE IS LIKE A MONKEY'S BUTT
DARN

WTEFF WTEFF WTEFF
urg.

but road run was frigging fun!
too quite a few pictures with suay's camera
zomg i so wanna buy my own cam.

we took a pic with mr seah/sia/siah, our bio trainee teacher.
LMAO. he's very tall, can?
and he was from the same sch or something with mr goh
yea, the very handsome one!
HAHAS. joyce was crazy about him.

anyway, road run, like i said, was frigging fun.
esp the mass games. we just screamed like shit cus we beat our way into the finals. winning like... 4 matches along the way.
then along came 310, who trashed 307, 6-1.
and hmm. it seemed like mr tan was biased or what. but, yea. it's just a frigging game.
cus our class like threw the ball in at least 6 times but jt was like, not counted, not counted, not counted all the way.
urg, whatever. it's over =]

that's also the fun time cus that's when we took photos.
haha. i took one with mr peh but unfortunately, the frigging sun,
yes, i know. the frigging sun that allows photosynthesis to take place, therefore life.. etc etc etc
was like so bright i couldnt see me or mr peh's face. zzz
waiting for suay to come online... hahas. then can get the pics.

after the road run and stuff, i shared a cab with aloysius, alvin and tiefeng.
ok, fine, alvin treated us to the cab.
and we were like... walking in front of all the other ppl to get the cab!
HAHA!! ungracious ppl.

zomg tiefeng (pronounced tie(school tie)-feng)
came in 3rd place in the road run. hahas. pro.
he ended up with a headache. LOL.

had piano. WTH.
ok i think i got most of my italian terms okay.
but... she didnt ask me to play the piece i practised like shit at home.
lols. but she told me it's cus she know i sure practise tt one
so she had to drill me on the others.
haha =]

for the teachers... lols;
mr cheng, AS USUAL, would come in 1st.
i think mr ling came in 6th or something.
i rmb waving to him with yiting. then moments later he overtook us. lmao.
mr peh was 9th.
and, yea. he's quite cute. LOL
considering he kept putting this pale-purple face towel with flowery patterns on the edge on his head. LOL.

haish. i so enjoy my class this year. we're really united.
and there're ppl whom i can scream my head off with.
hehs. xing hui.....

but i still miss 202.
wanxin, cailing & gang.
memories~


oh yesh, forgot to mention.
KINDER SURPRISE IS IN STALLS NOW.
AND THEY'VE NAMED IT KINDER JOY!!
lols;
i immeidiately bought 3.
ok. costs a bomb. like $5.
but i like the toy ;D

>childish<

WOOOO!!!
lols; so many days never blog liao.
thanks to this thing called facebook.

and this not very sensible game called pet society which has made me stuck to the computer screen for hours.
hmm common tests are finally over.
this is wad i call freedom!!

sadly, everyone's got results so horrible none of them can go ask mr chia about the aust trip...
sob.
ok. never mind.
i'll just stick to whatever plan the school's arranged for me.

we've got a class blog!
www.3xtra0rdin2ry.blogspot.com
woohoo!
at least my new class's united ;P
..so far =]

and i had kfc today!
ok, i was swearing to myself to go jog this evening.
but..... ok, i still have igor, eagle eye, red cliff 2 and many many house episodes to watch...
and i still havent practise my sax.
haish.
thank god this week's practise's been changed to friday.
which is good, cus it's late.
but it's bad cos a whole lot of ppl have 3rd lang.
hahahas. wonder how deserted the band room's gonna be.

results
A Math
28/35 A1
Chinese
38/50 A1
Bio
32/45 A2
English
18/30 B4
Geog
16/17 A1

sadly, aloysius has got a frigging 30/35 for a math.
but he failed two other subs.
sigh. u better not get A2 for geog. (A1 accepted only)
otherwise all that time spent drilling the whole of chapter 4 into your head would be gone.
but anyway, it's effective. teaching someone who doesnt really like memorising stuff is frigging good for u.
by the time i closed my geog tb all the stuff was stuck in my head.
and i didnt even spend any time memorising the stuff.
all i did was force someone to memorise the stuff.
*evil laughter*

ok. back to reality.
(okay, how the hell did u spell reality. lols)
i think i'm gonna fail ss. after failing the first test and seeing so many other ppl fail ss,
i think i'm gonna fail ss.

watched marley & me with wx & hcl on saturday.
OK i know i suck at this.
i seriously cannot, cannot, cannot control myself during movies.
marley & me wasnt too bad. total cry time: ~5min
rmb tt time watch yip man. WTF. cry time: ~30min.
and i watched wall-e yesterday cry time: ~2min

but thankfully, marley & me was like the. first (second at most) time i cried in a cinema
hahas..... :)

sheesh. road run's coming up! =]
and i'm so gonna walk the whole way.
didnt catch the chance to walk cus i was running with my friends the last 2 years? duh..

alright, back to facebook. toodles!