today i am so happy~

yes, i'm kee siao. whatever.

finally the end of class tests
not really, got music test tmr, chinese n eng paper day aft tmr, and ACC test nx monday.
but whatever. can't study for those anyway, so, relax~

to yiting: the 'someone' is a 'he' (OBVIOUSLY)
the someone i dont approve of is a 'she' (HAHA)

but anyway u can't find it now. i don't know why cos i can't find that part i typed.. it disappeared. just like that.
i swear i didnt delete it!!
screw blogger.

today is so shuang.
came back from home.
decided i shall dedicate today to fun and games, minimum work shall be done.
which means i'm leaving my 3 chem papers, 1 geog paper, 2 math paper, etc etc undone.
muahahaha. >.<

my lucky day today~
was at the bus stop after my lesson. saw this folded $2 on the floor.
picked it up. asked around. nobody claim, so it slided into my wallet~
*whistle*
then 963 came. it was very very packed but i got up anyway.
then surprisingly someone got down the bus and i got that seat! muahahaha.
(963 usually don't have seats during peak hour de. it's super duper packed..)

i know 2 things are not quite enough to make me say i'm lucky,
but everytime after piano i'll be super high.
(NOT AT THE !@#$% music school, of course)

JT can play piano so nicely!! har har
he doesn't look like the 'music' guy cos he used to tell my class how naughty he was as a kid. etc etc.

jokes time!

Ah Beng went for a job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind is shouting, "Not this man!!"
However, he still had to entertain Ah Beng.
Therefore, he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words i give you, then maybe, I will give you a chance! The words are 'Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black'."
Ah Beng thought for a while and said, "I heard the phone go green green, and then i went to pink up the phone and said, yellow, blue's that? white did you say? Aiyah, wrong number.Do not purplely disturb people and do not call black, ok? You kena sai."
No further questions. He got the job.


Ah Meng had just finished a full day behind the wheel of his taxi and was walking home when Ah Beng pulled up in a van stuffed and filled with a group of 16 Ah Sengs. Ah Beng told him they were going to see an R-rated movie, and if he jumped in, he would pay for Ah Meng's ticket. Not believing his luck, Ah Meng asked,"Why me?"
"Need one more person. Got seventeen here, newspaper ad says, 'Under 18 not admitted'."


The teacher decided to ask Ah Beng, the gangster's son, what she thought was a simple maths question.
"Ah Beng," she said, "if you had ten apples and your neighbour came and took one away, how many apples would you have left?"
"Ten apples and one dead neighbour."


Our beloved Minister Mentor died and went to the afterlife. St Peter said, "Well, we can't let you into Heaven straight away as you've done some stuff that's a little questionable. So you're going to have to spend a bit of time in Hell first before ascending." And so our Minister Mentor was sent to Hell.
After a few months, Satan phoned God up, "Eh, can u faster take him up or not? A short wile down here and he's already managed to get an air-con installed!"


How did Ah Beng try to kill the bird?
He threw it off the cliff.


The reporter was interviewing the 75-year-old politician, "Yesterday you said that you would resign from politics if your memory started to go..."
"No," said the politician, "I don't remember saying that."

Copyrights. Megabest Jokes Singapore.

today i am so happy~

yes, i'm kee siao. whatever.

finally the end of class tests
not really, got music test tmr, chinese n eng paper day aft tmr, and ACC test nx monday.
but whatever. can't study for those anyway, so, relax~

to yiting: the 'someone' is a 'he' (OBVIOUSLY)
the someone i dont approve of is a 'she' (HAHA)

but anyway u can't find it now. i don't know why cos i can't find that part i typed.. it disappeared. just like that.
i swear i didnt delete it!!
screw blogger.

today is so shuang.
came back from home.
decided i shall dedicate today to fun and games, minimum work shall be done.
which means i'm leaving my 3 chem papers, 1 geog paper, 2 math paper, etc etc undone.
muahahaha. >.<

my lucky day today~
was at the bus stop after my lesson. saw this folded $2 on the floor.
picked it up. asked around. nobody claim, so it slided into my wallet~
*whistle*
then 963 came. it was very very packed but i got up anyway.
then surprisingly someone got down the bus and i got that seat! muahahaha.
(963 usually don't have seats during peak hour de. it's super duper packed..)

i know 2 things are not quite enough to make me say i'm lucky,
but everytime after piano i'll be super high.
(NOT AT THE !@#$% music school, of course)

JT can play piano so nicely!! har har
he doesn't look like the 'music' guy cos he used to tell my class how naughty he was as a kid. etc etc.

jokes time!

Ah Beng went for a job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind is shouting, "Not this man!!"
However, he still had to entertain Ah Beng.
Therefore, he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words i give you, then maybe, I will give you a chance! The words are 'Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black'."
Ah Beng thought for a while and said, "I heard the phone go green green, and then i went to pink up the phone and said, yellow, blue's that? white did you say? Aiyah, wrong number.Do not purplely disturb people and do not call black, ok? You kena sai."
No further questions. He got the job.


Ah Meng had just finished a full day behind the wheel of his taxi and was walking home when Ah Beng pulled up in a van stuffed and filled with a group of 16 Ah Sengs. Ah Beng told him they were going to see an R-rated movie, and if he jumped in, he would pay for Ah Meng's ticket. Not believing his luck, Ah Meng asked,"Why me?"
"Need one more person. Got seventeen here, newspaper ad says, 'Under 18 not admitted'."


The teacher decided to ask Ah Beng, the gangster's son, what she thought was a simple maths question.
"Ah Beng," she said, "if you had ten apples and your neighbour came and took one away, how many apples would you have left?"
"Ten apples and one dead neighbour."


Our beloved Minister Mentor died and went to the afterlife. St Peter said, "Well, we can't let you into Heaven straight away as you've done some stuff that's a little questionable. So you're going to have to spend a bit of time in Hell first before ascending." And so our Minister Mentor was sent to Hell.
After a few months, Satan phoned God up, "Eh, can u faster take him up or not? A short wile down here and he's already managed to get an air-con installed!"


How did Ah Beng try to kill the bird?
He threw it off the cliff.


The reporter was interviewing the 75-year-old politician, "Yesterday you said that you would resign from politics if your memory started to go..."
"No," said the politician, "I don't remember saying that."

Copyrights. Megabest Jokes Singapore.