monday!

a bit of monday blues.PE. i banged into a big piece of acid (in solid state)
which was rather painful. >.<>.<
i think the front part of the skull is harder than the side or back? lol. stupid concept...
so yea, mine ain't that bad.

ya lar. i kay kiang, still go play.
we went to play captain's ball and i went to be the captain
(my fav. role provided choon liang not standing in front of me)
but F. i let go of every ball that catch immediately.
wtf. bloody head trauma...
it's like all of a sudden it's a natural reaction that i let go of the ball once i grab it. F.
then later i returned to our classroom
once i sat down my head started to spin. zz.
but cailing said her ear was hurting. get well soon. paiseh...

if love with zorro!!
sheesh. mask of zorro is soooo nice...
in love with antonio banderas... puss in boots is cute ^^
i like his spanish accent~

jay chou also. wah kao. his piano is sooooo~ zomg!!
i saw this video in youtube, where he actually combined fur elise and rondo alla turca.
pro... and he can make lots and lots of versions of a same song and his improvisation is sooo pro.
he's just so gifted!!

i think it takes a lot of courage to jump to another 1 decade...
like i think it'll take me aaaaaaaa lot of courage to move on.
i mean it's okay to move from 9 to 10 or 19 to 20, but if it's 29 to 30...
i might spend the whole day before my 30th birthday crying..
yea, i'm refering to jay chou. he's turning 30 nx year....
SOBS!!!!!!!!!
this society is so cruel!!
i wish i can stay at 20+ forever...

sheesh. instant cup noodle addict.
i've been eating quite a lot of instant cup noodles these days
they're nice, but there are quite a few health concerns (rumours)
like...
1) instant noodle (cup) is made of edible plastic !@&* i don't know real one or not...
2) the cup noodle's packaging has a layer of wax which will melt and enter your body when you eat it. zomg!
3) MSG in the flavouring is harmful to your health

haish. i better buck up for EOY...
i want go triple science stream!!!
>.<

no, i don't aspire to be warren buffett or oprah.
i just want to be that girl next door your condo earning 8k a month, living with her border collie and husband.

today i am so happy~

yes, i'm kee siao. whatever.

finally the end of class tests
not really, got music test tmr, chinese n eng paper day aft tmr, and ACC test nx monday.
but whatever. can't study for those anyway, so, relax~

to yiting: the 'someone' is a 'he' (OBVIOUSLY)
the someone i dont approve of is a 'she' (HAHA)

but anyway u can't find it now. i don't know why cos i can't find that part i typed.. it disappeared. just like that.
i swear i didnt delete it!!
screw blogger.

today is so shuang.
came back from home.
decided i shall dedicate today to fun and games, minimum work shall be done.
which means i'm leaving my 3 chem papers, 1 geog paper, 2 math paper, etc etc undone.
muahahaha. >.<

my lucky day today~
was at the bus stop after my lesson. saw this folded $2 on the floor.
picked it up. asked around. nobody claim, so it slided into my wallet~
*whistle*
then 963 came. it was very very packed but i got up anyway.
then surprisingly someone got down the bus and i got that seat! muahahaha.
(963 usually don't have seats during peak hour de. it's super duper packed..)

i know 2 things are not quite enough to make me say i'm lucky,
but everytime after piano i'll be super high.
(NOT AT THE !@#$% music school, of course)

JT can play piano so nicely!! har har
he doesn't look like the 'music' guy cos he used to tell my class how naughty he was as a kid. etc etc.

jokes time!

Ah Beng went for a job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind is shouting, "Not this man!!"
However, he still had to entertain Ah Beng.
Therefore, he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words i give you, then maybe, I will give you a chance! The words are 'Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black'."
Ah Beng thought for a while and said, "I heard the phone go green green, and then i went to pink up the phone and said, yellow, blue's that? white did you say? Aiyah, wrong number.Do not purplely disturb people and do not call black, ok? You kena sai."
No further questions. He got the job.


Ah Meng had just finished a full day behind the wheel of his taxi and was walking home when Ah Beng pulled up in a van stuffed and filled with a group of 16 Ah Sengs. Ah Beng told him they were going to see an R-rated movie, and if he jumped in, he would pay for Ah Meng's ticket. Not believing his luck, Ah Meng asked,"Why me?"
"Need one more person. Got seventeen here, newspaper ad says, 'Under 18 not admitted'."


The teacher decided to ask Ah Beng, the gangster's son, what she thought was a simple maths question.
"Ah Beng," she said, "if you had ten apples and your neighbour came and took one away, how many apples would you have left?"
"Ten apples and one dead neighbour."


Our beloved Minister Mentor died and went to the afterlife. St Peter said, "Well, we can't let you into Heaven straight away as you've done some stuff that's a little questionable. So you're going to have to spend a bit of time in Hell first before ascending." And so our Minister Mentor was sent to Hell.
After a few months, Satan phoned God up, "Eh, can u faster take him up or not? A short wile down here and he's already managed to get an air-con installed!"


How did Ah Beng try to kill the bird?
He threw it off the cliff.


The reporter was interviewing the 75-year-old politician, "Yesterday you said that you would resign from politics if your memory started to go..."
"No," said the politician, "I don't remember saying that."

Copyrights. Megabest Jokes Singapore.

I'VE GOT A GOAL IN LIFE.
THIS TIME, I'M SERIOUS.
I AIN'T KIDDING.
I'M NOT JOKING.

I, JOY WONG, PLEDGE TO BE A MICROBIOLOGIST RESERCHING IN THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS WHO, TO IMPROVE THE LIVES OF THE DON'T-KNOW-HOW-MANY PEOPLE LIVING ON THIS WORLD. I WILL DO MY VERY BEST TO MAKE HUMANS HAVE THE UPPER HAND IN THIS NEVER ENDING BATTLE AGAINST THOSE SICKENING MICROSCOPIC EVIL LITTLE BUT NOT-SO-LITTLE CREATURES.

yes, that's goal in life =)
and i'm serious this time. i strive to achieve no other goal than the one stated above.

i'm just so pissed of at the fact that there are sooooo many people dying from those scary diseases and many of those bacteria and viruses are getting immune to our medication.

currently, bacteria and viruses are getting stronger, in fact, A LOT STRONGER. they are developing immunity to our medication at a very fast pace, and we humans obviously haven't got new ways to defeat them.

therefore, i shall dedicate my life to the human race! i don't care about the danger! (if louis pasteur and robert koch can do it, why can't i?)

yes, i know it's dangerous, but all the more i should try. if it could defeat those creatures, i'm willing to try.

ps. why are all the very very good stuff situated at GENEVA, SWITZERLAND???
CERN is there, WHO is there...
both my dream work places...

NOT FAIR!!!
YES, LONGFORD IS SOOOO NICE!!!

why do i suck so much at playing a saxophone???
i seem to be breathless these days. AND I CANT PLAY A LOW D!!! ZOMG. that used to be chicken feet, but WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO ME.

AND MY HIGH B flat.

I'm listening to longford now. and when i turn up the volume i can hear very very very clearly the parts and i'm soooooooooo zi bei. those semi quaver parts is like so what the fish.
i might take another 4 years to reach zoelyn and donna's saxophone playing standard, another 8 years to reach sharon's standard and a century to reach jiahao's standard.

or isit my saoxphone? isit that old saxophone lying in my case in my room?
yes i'm bad... pushing the blame to it... haha...

i suck. full stop.

Mid-Autumn... harhar

didnt touch the com for a few days...
*I'm eating a marshmallow given by Mr Ho... guess he's not bad afterall

OH YA!! ammendments to my last post...
I thought Mr Ho said he was leaving, but yea, he dint.
so i don't miss him now...

funny how we can how much we love someone and will miss them when he/she is leaving but when all of a sudden he/she comes back you suddenly wish he/she ain't here.
*applies only to teachers

went to JE after school today
etc etc

then a whole lot of fun selling our beloved mocktails =)
which is soda with assorted flavours
ms kee sang with another i-don't-know-who teacher and they held hands!!! haha!
AND ZOMG!!! MR LING, I STRESS, MR PAUL LING BROUGHT HIS GF TO NAN HUA!!

haha she's quite nice looking and quiet, guess she's shy...
and they were holding hands! so sweet!

was putting ice for our mocktails.
this year we didn't earn as much as last year (COS WE WERE SHAMELESS LAST YEAR)
but at least it's helping the class funds a lot
but anyway 50% of our profits is going to SPCA, so. baaaa.

saw meisee just now =)
glad too see she's recovering. (i think.)
she broke/fractured/sprained/hurt.. etc two bones on her arm.
and EOY's coming... jiayou!

recently yiting and maggie's always playing with magdelene these games called "guang dong chao mian" and "ji gou bah"
it's irritating when you hear them play but when u are playing yourself, it's surprisingly fun =)

was talking about harry potter with magdelene, kangli, yiting and maggie in school during lessons just now...
then i went to popular, JE. i was just about to pay for this whole set of 6 books (except deathly hallows) which cost $12.95 when i saw the price tag saying $112.95!!...............
bought a set of stabilo point 88.
YES, they were expensive....
but it's for my notes, so... i hope it's worth it?
hmm.

and soooo sorry jiamin and edlind... for having such a jerkish senior like me.
didnt go support u guys...
ha.. donna and i are totally opposite people >.< week =")">.<>

yays, holiday over!

"GILA, YOU?!"

yes, i'm kidding. ZOMG... kao, 1 week of holidays is seriously not sufficient. esp almost completing the whole zuo ye 2B and drawing 2 self portraits of yourself before disfiguring it.

tata. doing frigging summary now.

just realised wonka nerds is actually a very tiny piece of rock sugar in the middle. that explains the crunchy-ness.

haish. i shouldnt have gotten the timetable... it's slowed down my speed of homeworking tremendously... cos tmr no eng, no art =)

didnt realise i was sooooo cute when i was a lot younger... zzz.

holidays... >.<

saturday
went out with dad to farmmart
eat a whole lot of stuff ^^
brought furgie for grooming
after we picked her up we went to my uncle's house

sunday
gym with donna, zoelyn, felix n melvin

went home, watched 3 hk movies
all about policemen and detectives...
ok.. i'm blinded by those action movies...
ASPIRE TO BE A COP WHEN I GROW UP!!
lol... but i think a singaporean cop's life is boring.
ok, ASPIRE TO BE AN ACTOR. (HK)
MADLY IN LOVE WITH NICHOLAS TSE!!!
charlene choi is cute.

today
bored... i was watching taxi halfway until my mum dragged me to dad's office
now i'm back, but the movie wouldn't load!! WTFISH.

didnt bring zuo ye home.
tmr got section outing.
^^

monday!

a bit of monday blues.PE. i banged into a big piece of acid (in solid state)
which was rather painful. >.<>.<
i think the front part of the skull is harder than the side or back? lol. stupid concept...
so yea, mine ain't that bad.

ya lar. i kay kiang, still go play.
we went to play captain's ball and i went to be the captain
(my fav. role provided choon liang not standing in front of me)
but F. i let go of every ball that catch immediately.
wtf. bloody head trauma...
it's like all of a sudden it's a natural reaction that i let go of the ball once i grab it. F.
then later i returned to our classroom
once i sat down my head started to spin. zz.
but cailing said her ear was hurting. get well soon. paiseh...

if love with zorro!!
sheesh. mask of zorro is soooo nice...
in love with antonio banderas... puss in boots is cute ^^
i like his spanish accent~

jay chou also. wah kao. his piano is sooooo~ zomg!!
i saw this video in youtube, where he actually combined fur elise and rondo alla turca.
pro... and he can make lots and lots of versions of a same song and his improvisation is sooo pro.
he's just so gifted!!

i think it takes a lot of courage to jump to another 1 decade...
like i think it'll take me aaaaaaaa lot of courage to move on.
i mean it's okay to move from 9 to 10 or 19 to 20, but if it's 29 to 30...
i might spend the whole day before my 30th birthday crying..
yea, i'm refering to jay chou. he's turning 30 nx year....
SOBS!!!!!!!!!
this society is so cruel!!
i wish i can stay at 20+ forever...

sheesh. instant cup noodle addict.
i've been eating quite a lot of instant cup noodles these days
they're nice, but there are quite a few health concerns (rumours)
like...
1) instant noodle (cup) is made of edible plastic !@&* i don't know real one or not...
2) the cup noodle's packaging has a layer of wax which will melt and enter your body when you eat it. zomg!
3) MSG in the flavouring is harmful to your health

haish. i better buck up for EOY...
i want go triple science stream!!!
>.<

no, i don't aspire to be warren buffett or oprah.
i just want to be that girl next door your condo earning 8k a month, living with her border collie and husband.

today i am so happy~

yes, i'm kee siao. whatever.

finally the end of class tests
not really, got music test tmr, chinese n eng paper day aft tmr, and ACC test nx monday.
but whatever. can't study for those anyway, so, relax~

to yiting: the 'someone' is a 'he' (OBVIOUSLY)
the someone i dont approve of is a 'she' (HAHA)

but anyway u can't find it now. i don't know why cos i can't find that part i typed.. it disappeared. just like that.
i swear i didnt delete it!!
screw blogger.

today is so shuang.
came back from home.
decided i shall dedicate today to fun and games, minimum work shall be done.
which means i'm leaving my 3 chem papers, 1 geog paper, 2 math paper, etc etc undone.
muahahaha. >.<

my lucky day today~
was at the bus stop after my lesson. saw this folded $2 on the floor.
picked it up. asked around. nobody claim, so it slided into my wallet~
*whistle*
then 963 came. it was very very packed but i got up anyway.
then surprisingly someone got down the bus and i got that seat! muahahaha.
(963 usually don't have seats during peak hour de. it's super duper packed..)

i know 2 things are not quite enough to make me say i'm lucky,
but everytime after piano i'll be super high.
(NOT AT THE !@#$% music school, of course)

JT can play piano so nicely!! har har
he doesn't look like the 'music' guy cos he used to tell my class how naughty he was as a kid. etc etc.

jokes time!

Ah Beng went for a job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind is shouting, "Not this man!!"
However, he still had to entertain Ah Beng.
Therefore, he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words i give you, then maybe, I will give you a chance! The words are 'Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black'."
Ah Beng thought for a while and said, "I heard the phone go green green, and then i went to pink up the phone and said, yellow, blue's that? white did you say? Aiyah, wrong number.Do not purplely disturb people and do not call black, ok? You kena sai."
No further questions. He got the job.


Ah Meng had just finished a full day behind the wheel of his taxi and was walking home when Ah Beng pulled up in a van stuffed and filled with a group of 16 Ah Sengs. Ah Beng told him they were going to see an R-rated movie, and if he jumped in, he would pay for Ah Meng's ticket. Not believing his luck, Ah Meng asked,"Why me?"
"Need one more person. Got seventeen here, newspaper ad says, 'Under 18 not admitted'."


The teacher decided to ask Ah Beng, the gangster's son, what she thought was a simple maths question.
"Ah Beng," she said, "if you had ten apples and your neighbour came and took one away, how many apples would you have left?"
"Ten apples and one dead neighbour."


Our beloved Minister Mentor died and went to the afterlife. St Peter said, "Well, we can't let you into Heaven straight away as you've done some stuff that's a little questionable. So you're going to have to spend a bit of time in Hell first before ascending." And so our Minister Mentor was sent to Hell.
After a few months, Satan phoned God up, "Eh, can u faster take him up or not? A short wile down here and he's already managed to get an air-con installed!"


How did Ah Beng try to kill the bird?
He threw it off the cliff.


The reporter was interviewing the 75-year-old politician, "Yesterday you said that you would resign from politics if your memory started to go..."
"No," said the politician, "I don't remember saying that."

Copyrights. Megabest Jokes Singapore.

I'VE GOT A GOAL IN LIFE.
THIS TIME, I'M SERIOUS.
I AIN'T KIDDING.
I'M NOT JOKING.

I, JOY WONG, PLEDGE TO BE A MICROBIOLOGIST RESERCHING IN THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS WHO, TO IMPROVE THE LIVES OF THE DON'T-KNOW-HOW-MANY PEOPLE LIVING ON THIS WORLD. I WILL DO MY VERY BEST TO MAKE HUMANS HAVE THE UPPER HAND IN THIS NEVER ENDING BATTLE AGAINST THOSE SICKENING MICROSCOPIC EVIL LITTLE BUT NOT-SO-LITTLE CREATURES.

yes, that's goal in life =)
and i'm serious this time. i strive to achieve no other goal than the one stated above.

i'm just so pissed of at the fact that there are sooooo many people dying from those scary diseases and many of those bacteria and viruses are getting immune to our medication.

currently, bacteria and viruses are getting stronger, in fact, A LOT STRONGER. they are developing immunity to our medication at a very fast pace, and we humans obviously haven't got new ways to defeat them.

therefore, i shall dedicate my life to the human race! i don't care about the danger! (if louis pasteur and robert koch can do it, why can't i?)

yes, i know it's dangerous, but all the more i should try. if it could defeat those creatures, i'm willing to try.

ps. why are all the very very good stuff situated at GENEVA, SWITZERLAND???
CERN is there, WHO is there...
both my dream work places...

NOT FAIR!!!
YES, LONGFORD IS SOOOO NICE!!!

why do i suck so much at playing a saxophone???
i seem to be breathless these days. AND I CANT PLAY A LOW D!!! ZOMG. that used to be chicken feet, but WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING TO ME.

AND MY HIGH B flat.

I'm listening to longford now. and when i turn up the volume i can hear very very very clearly the parts and i'm soooooooooo zi bei. those semi quaver parts is like so what the fish.
i might take another 4 years to reach zoelyn and donna's saxophone playing standard, another 8 years to reach sharon's standard and a century to reach jiahao's standard.

or isit my saoxphone? isit that old saxophone lying in my case in my room?
yes i'm bad... pushing the blame to it... haha...

i suck. full stop.

Mid-Autumn... harhar

didnt touch the com for a few days...
*I'm eating a marshmallow given by Mr Ho... guess he's not bad afterall

OH YA!! ammendments to my last post...
I thought Mr Ho said he was leaving, but yea, he dint.
so i don't miss him now...

funny how we can how much we love someone and will miss them when he/she is leaving but when all of a sudden he/she comes back you suddenly wish he/she ain't here.
*applies only to teachers

went to JE after school today
etc etc

then a whole lot of fun selling our beloved mocktails =)
which is soda with assorted flavours
ms kee sang with another i-don't-know-who teacher and they held hands!!! haha!
AND ZOMG!!! MR LING, I STRESS, MR PAUL LING BROUGHT HIS GF TO NAN HUA!!

haha she's quite nice looking and quiet, guess she's shy...
and they were holding hands! so sweet!

was putting ice for our mocktails.
this year we didn't earn as much as last year (COS WE WERE SHAMELESS LAST YEAR)
but at least it's helping the class funds a lot
but anyway 50% of our profits is going to SPCA, so. baaaa.

saw meisee just now =)
glad too see she's recovering. (i think.)
she broke/fractured/sprained/hurt.. etc two bones on her arm.
and EOY's coming... jiayou!

recently yiting and maggie's always playing with magdelene these games called "guang dong chao mian" and "ji gou bah"
it's irritating when you hear them play but when u are playing yourself, it's surprisingly fun =)

was talking about harry potter with magdelene, kangli, yiting and maggie in school during lessons just now...
then i went to popular, JE. i was just about to pay for this whole set of 6 books (except deathly hallows) which cost $12.95 when i saw the price tag saying $112.95!!...............
bought a set of stabilo point 88.
YES, they were expensive....
but it's for my notes, so... i hope it's worth it?
hmm.

and soooo sorry jiamin and edlind... for having such a jerkish senior like me.
didnt go support u guys...
ha.. donna and i are totally opposite people >.< week =")">.<>

yays, holiday over!

"GILA, YOU?!"

yes, i'm kidding. ZOMG... kao, 1 week of holidays is seriously not sufficient. esp almost completing the whole zuo ye 2B and drawing 2 self portraits of yourself before disfiguring it.

tata. doing frigging summary now.

just realised wonka nerds is actually a very tiny piece of rock sugar in the middle. that explains the crunchy-ness.

haish. i shouldnt have gotten the timetable... it's slowed down my speed of homeworking tremendously... cos tmr no eng, no art =)

didnt realise i was sooooo cute when i was a lot younger... zzz.

holidays... >.<

saturday
went out with dad to farmmart
eat a whole lot of stuff ^^
brought furgie for grooming
after we picked her up we went to my uncle's house

sunday
gym with donna, zoelyn, felix n melvin

went home, watched 3 hk movies
all about policemen and detectives...
ok.. i'm blinded by those action movies...
ASPIRE TO BE A COP WHEN I GROW UP!!
lol... but i think a singaporean cop's life is boring.
ok, ASPIRE TO BE AN ACTOR. (HK)
MADLY IN LOVE WITH NICHOLAS TSE!!!
charlene choi is cute.

today
bored... i was watching taxi halfway until my mum dragged me to dad's office
now i'm back, but the movie wouldn't load!! WTFISH.

didnt bring zuo ye home.
tmr got section outing.
^^